Larry is in the hospital

Larry came home really, really late one night.

Linda, his wife, says, "Where the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo"? she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my penis" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking"? she said, shaking her head in disgust.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his penis?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to
play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly,
instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow
a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is in the Hospital, room 233.

hahaha nice.

Now that`s a tat!

just love Benjamin's, don't ya, BD?

just love Benjamin's, don't ya, BD? Originally Posted by arklookn4lovn

Yes, I LOVE men! Bens are the icing on the cake. I just love the idea of this tat I have thought about it before hearing this joke, It was a deja vu moment for me.