Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite
positions, to have sex.
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy.
"What is it?"
Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours and you mount
her from behind. Then you reach around and cup one of her breasts in each
of your hands and whisper in her ear, ''Boy, these feel just like your
sister's."
"Then you try and hold on for 8 seconds .."