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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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Awee, Wish I Could Stay Young Forever
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then she slapped him?
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Hahaha...
Ummm yupp/:
Pretty much!





fudge/: I got a parking ticket today!
I hate when I used to get those. Made me mad since I thought all UPD would do is go around looking for someone parked a few inches too far over and give them a ticket.
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I hate when I used to get those. Made me mad since I thought all UPD would do is go around looking for someone parked a few inches too far over and give them a ticket. Originally Posted by davester
Pshhh I know/:

I went to casiers to pay it, and they told me that I have to send it by mail.

LOL

I thought that was stupid!