NoNo Hair Removal device...

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The mere thought of caressing silky smooth skin on a beautiful woman is enough to make me pop. I have always been fascinated by the art/technique of helping to shave a woman's delicate areas, but extremely afraid of the cuts and burns associated with such. This new device intrigues me! What do you ladies think of it? Does anyone have one and can offer any review of it? Better yet, anyone interested in teaching an old dog new tricks with a new tool? My dream career would be to own a spa and perform this for my clients!
Better yet, anyone interested in teaching an old dog new tricks with a new tool? Originally Posted by giteneny
Your quest for learning is admirable, especially if you're exploring a provider to assist you in becoming as smooth as silk below the belt. But you should be careful what you ask for.

The last time I asked a provider for grooming assistance, Sadie must have had a bad day. She showed up with tweezers and a bottle of Tylenol for me. I believe her sadistic side enjoyed it, but I still wake up with nightmares about tweezers.
  • sadie
  • 06-03-2010, 02:57 PM
BB, I think he is referring to shaving the woman's delicate parts..AND I gave you extra strength Tylenol little pussy!!
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OK, just to clear things up, sadie is absolutely right. I am looking for a willing subject, if this tool is worth the effort over the traditional method of shaving. my fetish is to clean, remove hair and moisturize and soothe any and all female body parts in need. Maybe I can become a Provider? How does that work? But for now, just seeking a review and maybe a demonstration or two...how 'bout it ladies?

The trouble that comes to mind first, is that none of the local girls have ever had any hair to remove when I have seen them! But we all know that it grows back overnight!
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The mere thought of caressing silky smooth skin on a beautiful woman is enough to make me pop. I have always been fascinated by the art/technique of helping to shave a woman's delicate areas, but extremely afraid of the cuts and burns associated with such. Originally Posted by giteneny

After reading the above, I can see why BB got confused regarding whether he was talking about a man or woman.

Too deep in the bottle of pinot grigio perhaps?
BB, I think he is referring to shaving the woman's delicate parts..AND I gave you extra strength Tylenol little pussy!! Originally Posted by sadie
Forgive me, it was extra strength and another glass of pinot grigio! (have you ever wondered why there isn't a corkscrew smilie?)

So, clue some of the rest of us in on the hair removal device. link to the tool on the web (and no, I don't mean a pair of tweezers!)

Too deep in the bottle of pinot grigio perhaps? Originally Posted by Mac92451
It is after 5:00 and I'm sure it was after 5:00 somewhere when I answered the post. Been looking for Sadie and the corkscrew all afternoon!
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I have no input on this topic but to say I'm in love with the nono! smooth chick. http://www.my-no-no.com/nono-smooth-about.asp
After seeing the no-no infomercial before the Saturday Evening News last night, I must say I'm much better informed. Immediately following "perfect for bikini lines" (and we would assume more private areas are implied, the announcer says "and even husbands will like the No-No. . . "

There was no elaboration for the obvious reasons of some daytime airing of infomercials, but it wasn't clear to me whether -

1) husbands will like it because of the bare areas created on the significant other; or

2) husbands will like it because it painlessly removes hair and he might have a chance of getting his balls licked, or better yet, the blow job that has illuded him since wedding cake was served.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Sadie, I'll volunteer for the male use of the No-No if you'd do the honor. Just leave the tweezers at home. Yeah, I'll admit I'm a really pussy when it comes to pain. The Tylenol bottle is empty and they only vinted 67,000 cases of that new pinot grigio - not near enough!
Looking at the website -

"When you add it all together, there is only one choice for painless and lasting at-home hair removal. With the no!no! 8800 series, professional hair removal is safe and effective – EVERYWHERE*.
*Do not use no!no! on the breasts or genitals."

Back to the blade and a skilled hand?
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[QUOTE=Lang Sicherung;338396]Looking at the website -

*Do not use no!no! on the breasts or genitals."

And Schick makes the same statement about their blades!
I don't mind a nick here or there.

But tazing my junk? Heall Naw.