Twas The Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas ,and all thru the land
Providers and Hobbyist were making a plan;
The stockings were fastened to the garter with care.
In hopes that the Hobbist soon would be there.
The Provider got ready and fluffed up the bed While visions of esctasy danced in her head
The candles were lit ,and the mood was just right,
The curtains were drawn to simulate the night....
Then the phone call came in to find out just where
As it pierced the soft music,I got up off my chair ,
I went to the window and the curtain pulled back
Looked down below and saw a car that was black .
The sky was all gray, as the rain drizzed down,
Then he found a parking spot,with out turning around.
When ,what to my wondering eyesshould appear,
But a good lookin guy with a six pack of beer ,
He was older ,but lively,with a kick in hes step
I knew then and there we would have fun,but heck.
As he walked across the lot he looked focused and strong
And I thought ,Get up here ,Your taking too long.
And then in a twinkling I heard at the door .
One little tap,and then there were more ...
I went to the door,pulled it open with a tug
Invited him in and gave him a "Hug".
He was dressed ver nice ,dressed up for our time,
We sat and got comfortable,made sure he was fine,
Then my eyes started to twinkle,As I kissed him real slow,
Hes toes began to curl hes pants begun to grow,
I proceeded to French,I didnt use a Hat,
Cleaned up every drop,he said ,Man ,I love that !,
Then we went to the bedroom were our clothes disappeared;
Lay there and caressed,as I whispered in hes ear,
Then the nice smooth wet touch of my body and hands,
Had hes attention, Now on with the plan,
I rode like a cowgirl,both frontwards and back,
He was asking for mercy But i gave him no slack,
Then on to Russian and Greek ,every langage was spoken
By the time we were thru that cowboy;s been broken.
One finish is nice, two times is a treat
But the third time around just cant be beat!
He showed and dressed and as he walked out the door,
He said,Dont worry about me, I will be back for some more!
So,if this holiday time has you feeling down and uptight,
See your friendly provider ,She will treat you JUST RIGHT !!

Merry Xmas and Happy Hanukah Tp All. Charisma