Signs You May Have PMS:
Everyone around you has an attitude problem
Your husband suddenly starts agreeing with everything you say
Everyone's head looks like an invitiation to batting pratice
You stop reading Cosmoplitian and start reading Guns and Ammo
The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
When someone asks for salt at the table, you snap, "All I ever do is give, give, give!"
You consider chocolate a major food group
You buy your husband a new t-shirt.... with a target on the front
Everyone within your immediate reach is dead.