chesty la rues' lunch party

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provider------ chesty la rue

age----- ready for the grave

providers body---- dont ask

activities-- the old fuck bought lunch


after chesty had had a date with the tall tanned and handsome chizzy last week, his lust for more guys increased. He suggested a lunchtime ,meeting of a few invited guests that had always filled his dreams

invited guests...............

1. Big Stig----- eccie and indys alltime man slut
2. Bser--- the under the radar pervert
3. Bambino--- the great italian stallion
4. eaglehorse aka hollywood--our favorite war hero
5. amish gangster--- mystery man
6. chizzy--- chocolate chef


1. big stig---- did not show/ called and had just finished breaking in a new hottie .(ps-the prick wont share any contact info for his new find--fucking selfish bastard)

2. amish gangster--- it has been said this guy is a little pencil dick prick who feels inferior around real studs so it wasnt surprising he didnt show either

3. eaglehorse---no show also--it was said he probably was walking the streets asking people which way it was to kuwait, we really need to adjust his meds

4. bambino--he was there.......hell tell the guy theres booze available and you dont have to ask twice

5. chizzy--- probably the nicest good looking guy you will ever meet--he was happy to be there to fullfill chestys dream

6. BSER--- now bser describes himself as aman with the body of a slender spider monkey/ however it seems he has evolved into more of a overweight walrus-- he was ready for action

the meeting commenced with a round of drinks and introductions. Chizzy then handed bser his steaks that bser had been begging for since he is too cheap to buy anything other than a wendys cheeseburger. Chizzy then passed out his famous bacon covered chocolate along with a few easter porno candies-- everyone but bser got bunnies with hardons while bser was presented with chocolate penises(to suit his personality) bser than complained he didnt like milk chocolate by itself. Chizzy made a quick trip to the bathroom and presented bser with the penises covered with a nice white creme additive. Bser was happy to engulf the candy delights

chesty asked that this review not go into the juicy details but lets just say that chesty had his dreams fulfilled once again

his rates for service are well within everyones expectations and his service is top notch provided you can get by looking at someone who should have been in the ground long ago

hell--he was so happy he even bought everyones lunch and drinks

thanks chesty-------- please try to remember--safe sex only--dont give into your wanting for more
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I think Chesty would make a swell valet. Since he bought lunch he's invited next time. I like bacon and I like chocolate. Not sure I like chocolate on my bacon.

Fuckin Chizzy
  • BSer
  • 02-28-2014, 07:44 PM
Walrus?!?? Fuck you grandpa, last time I'll stick your chocolate dick in my mouth!

You forgot the captainpgh had an invite

Fucking Larry
I'd walk a mile for bacon, BUT chocolate and bacon is the bomb !
Plus that place has the best diet pepsi in the city

(next time I'm bringing a REAL date from my stable at Applebees)
I call bullshit


Bsr's perversions were never UTR!
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I call bullshit


Bsr's perversions were never UTR! Originally Posted by sexymaid_69
I stand corrected.......it should read " I wish to god his perversions were utr"
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BSers hamburger looked like 5 BigMacs put together. I think he got it for free because he housed it in less than a 1/2hr. Fries included, plus the Chizzy Chocolates.
  • BSer
  • 03-01-2014, 04:26 PM
That burger was just a snack, two grilled cheese sandwiches as buns, bacon, 1/2lb beef.....it was awesome
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That burger was just a snack, two grilled cheese sandwiches as buns, bacon, 1/2lb beef.....it was awesome Originally Posted by BSer
this is why you are no longer spider monkey and now walrus man


next it will be jaba hut
  • BSer
  • 03-01-2014, 04:37 PM
Next time I dump a load somewhere you can eat my creampie
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Next time I dump a load somewhere you can eat my creampie Originally Posted by BSer

now that was mean
  • BSer
  • 03-01-2014, 05:12 PM
now that was mean Originally Posted by chizzy
I'm sorry, I'll have Hollywood buy us lunch next week
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Sorry all. I didn't make it because of work. 12 hour night shifts are miserable. That and the fact BSer always manages to schedule when im unavailable. Anyone want to grab luch mon - wed let me know. I'll buy lunch for anyone who shows on time.
  • BSer
  • 03-01-2014, 07:18 PM
How about next Monday the 10th?
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How about next Monday the 10th? Originally Posted by BSer

I'd like hollywood to be there so i feel like a young pup