carkiddo calls you "selfish."
Htowner calls you "handsome" (and you wonder why you were frisked that night?)
To the "friggin' new regime SC crowd," you were known as "el capitan."
The lady now known as HollyofHouston first called you ----y (that one sure stuck).
One who shall remain unnamed called you
BNI called you.... [because he saw your name on the restroom wall, but I digress]
Wayward calls you "cage boy."
Taylor called you [expletive deleted]
.....and I don't want to call you............hence the reason I started this stupid thread.
Happy Birthday, buddy! Hope you have a great one!