Two Rabbi's are walking down the street. They pass a Catholic church with a sign that says "Convert to Catholicism and get $100." One Rabbi goes inside to see what this is all about. The other is waiting outside when after a few minutes his friend returns. He says "Wow, this is amazing I am now a Catholic!"
They continue to walk down the street and He tells the Rabbi all about his conversion. Finally the Rabbi asks "So did you get the $100?"
The Catholic Rabbi responds "Is that the only thing you people care about?"
