Doc!

I urgently went to see the doc as my cock had began to turn orange! During my examination, the good doctor asked if I had being doing anything unusual? I replied, "Not really doc, all I do is sit around the house, eat Cheetos, and watch pornos all day!"

Urban Dictionary's definition of ORANGE DICK:
A side-effect of snackerbating with Cheetos or other similar cheese-flavored snacks.

Snackerbating....I like that term!!

lol..