Hey MissPornFlake You are the fucking bomb, don't leave!!!!

OK guys please reference thread http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=68135 <-there.

The site won't let me reply for some strange reason, so I'm dragging it out here in the open.

My very good friend called me and told me about this thread that was just a freaking trip, so I went to look... (thank you my animal)

This is basically a smoking hot girl that has just materialized out of nowhere. She's one of those incredibly hot girls that works at the strip club and we all watch saying, "Damn she'd make a great provider, I'd pay anything to fuck that!"


She's slowing taking her first steps out into hobby land and the poor thing is trapped in a thread that apparently only men can reply too. (And if I'm alone in this, WTF.)

Here is what I would have posted if I could have gotten in on that thread.






Holy freaking crap you are the marketing Genius of the century babygirl. I'm about 90% sure it was a complete accident that it turned into a feeding frenzy, but if you can stimulate that many potential clients by not even breaking a sweat, you deserve a fine huzzah from your fellow sisters and a big fat welcome to the community! You entered with style. I mean seriously how many new providers can start their first thread and it go to the hall of fame? Way to go babygirl and never mind wjat negative people say here. You are more judged by how you respond to them rather than what is actually said. If you can keep your cool head about your ears, you will have smooth sailing around here no matter what.



PS may I touch your hair....

we dont want the ladies here corrupting her, thats our job! ha ha.

Thanks for posting. I would have missed the fun if I had not seen your post. Interesting to see where it goes!

we dont want the ladies here corrupting her, thats our job! ha ha. Originally Posted by TexRich

WAY TO GO, RICHIE!!!!! YOU be da bomb.....

LK, good one as usual. But, gotta go with MzPornflake on this one. She out maneuvered the entire universe (for at least a couple of weeks - ok, days). Just the right amount of "poor lil' ol' me, what's a girl to do" coupled with some very nice equipment. It could be a recipe for Total World Domination, but my money's on the usual scenario playing out. And, LK, you know how the local poonhounds are when somebody tosses a little fresh meat into the pens.

You can touch my hair instead.....LOL! Just don't leave it dripping with irony - bad for the roots, ya know.

im not even halfway through reading that and my dns list is getting longer and longer, i cant (well maybe i can) believe the way everyone jumped on her!

Well, I do want to jump on her, but perhaps not in the way you mean here :-)

i agree shes hot and i wish i would have come up with that idea myself LOL

There are cooler heads prevailing in other areas of the board regarding her.

WOW! Either way that was a really good thread!

Superbowl, Playoff's, mulit-city material, the first time out!

LK knows talent when she see it.

"Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate."
Sun Tzu

Regards,

Holy CRAP that girl is hot! I agree! DON'T GO!!!!

As rough as it appears to be, I think the guys are putting her through the gauntlet to insure if she's actually real. If she turns out to be a cop or a scammer the guys are going to look like heroes.

Assuming everyone who walks in the door is A-OK is what brings the fort down.

I believe the famous movie is, "Assumption is the mother of all fuckups."

I don't know why people are still specualting if she is real or not - bigdog0311 has posted that she is real and hot! His post is all I need to know that she is the real deal

Dear MsPornflake,

Don't go

Take care,
CanDo01

LK, it is refreshing to see a little positive support on the board.

I read the thread when it was new and almost forgot about it. Smoking hot girl that would make tons of $$$$ in our community.
Proves my point about us guys being assholes aroound here. Every single time I have a session either with my ATF or a new provider it seems new drama is at full fledge with our resident asswipes. I hope she comes back so that we can have lots of fun.