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So a Protestant, a Catholic, and a Mormon were bragging about their families.

The Protestant said "I've got five boys, one more and I'll have my own hockey team"

The Catholic said "I've got eight girls, one more and I'll have my own softball team"

The Mormon said "I've got seventeen wives, one more and I'll have my own golf course"
... Hee Hee! ... ... Not bad.

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