Asian stress relief diet

This is a new stress relief diet developed by
Dr. Lc A Ho.
You can eat anything you want anytime you want, this is not a weight loss diet. You must drink at least 1 8 oz glass of pineapple juice (with a shot of good quality rum in it) each day . At least once a week you have to eat a fresh lady taco ( color doesn't matter they're all pink on the inside) no fishy smells.
Here's the best part, after you have thoroughly consumed the taco ( it should be hot and wet at this point) you must give the lady a nice shot of protein. This is to keep her PH balance right to reap maximum benefit from this diet!

Hope you have a Happy stress free New Year!