Hotels: Best/worst experience for incall

Hey all--
Both from provider and hobbyist point-of-view, what have been the best experiences and worst you've had for hotel incalls, pertaining only to what the niceties/discretion/pluses/minuses for the hotel?

Also, so long as a hotel is clean, and the provider works to make it attractive in her own way, say with candles, perhaps her own blankets and such, does it matter much?

Like, while it'd be nice to go to a five star hotel, if it's a clean, well-kept two star, is it really going to matter much to you, either as provider or hobbyist?

Thanks!

Just be careful with incense..it can set off fire alarms!! lol{happened to me twice}.......

Bad ---
then once when I was on 11th floor of a Houston hotel there was a storm came & the electricity was off for 4 hours!!


Then I was in Birmingham in a tornado storm...no electricity all nite!!


good --
getting upgraded to a nicer suite room, and having swiss hot chocolate with homemade marshmallows for breakfast!yummm!

This may be slightly off topic, but I've wondered about hotels with outside entrances vs. hotels with inside entrances.

I know a lot of women in general feel "safer" with inside entrance hotels (You have to walk inside the hotel to get to your room) while traveling and feel that outside entrance (where you drive up to the door) are more dangerous.

In the hobby I would think that you would want to avoid hotels with inside entrances because your room will constantly be on camera and they will have video evidence of everybody coming and going. Not to mention that the front desk clerk is going to watching the video monitor and wonder why the traffic to your room. I've talked to one lady who conducted interviews for jobs and had a two-room suite so she had applicants coming and going. That would make a good explanation if you do use inside entrance hotels.

Back on subject, I would avoid any hotel where there are people just hanging around outside. Actually, I can't figure out why people go to a hotel and hang around outside chatting when they could be in the A/C, but there are hotels where people are hanging off the balconies smoking, spitting, etc.

I would think a hotel with a good size parking lot would be mandatory. Nobody wants to park their car way the hell away and then walk 1/2 mile to get to the hotel.

I would think the "residence" type of hotels, Residence Inn, Homewood Suites, etc. would be better than the standard hotels only because they usually have two rooms and a full size kitchen. Most of the hotels cost the same as a standard hotel. I know one place where there is a Hampton Inn and a Homewood Suites next to each other and the Homewood Suites is only $5-$10 more.

Just some thoughts.

........ is it bad when the desk clerks know you by name?

LOL, there's a hotel in panama city, with out fail, if i go there, the maids are going to open the door. i didn't fasten the safety chain one day and she really got a show !!

This may be slightly off topic, but I've wondered about hotels with outside entrances vs. hotels with inside entrances.

I know a lot of women in general feel "safer" with inside entrance hotels (You have to walk inside the hotel to get to your room) while traveling and feel that outside entrance (where you drive up to the door) are more dangerous.

In the hobby I would think that you would want to avoid hotels with inside entrances because your room will constantly be on camera and they will have video evidence of everybody coming and going. Not to mention that the front desk clerk is going to watching the video monitor and wonder why the traffic to your room. I've talked to one lady who conducted interviews for jobs and had a two-room suite so she had applicants coming and going. That would make a good explanation if you do use inside entrance hotels.
Originally Posted by MartenWarner

Hotels will have camera's and security no matter what type of entrance it is plus you may feel as though you would be more secure without walking past the front desk but most hotels do have security cams in strategic places plus with outdoor entrances risk being seen from the street.

I like going to plush hotels like the Kimpton Hotels wherever I provide incall.


The worst hotel I was in was in the Boston Area it looked so nice on the website but then I got there and realized those pics were taken five years ago and now it was a dark dingy smoky room by the time I got there. I got baited and switched I tried complaining to the staff but it was to no avail and had to eat my loss for the room and get another room from a different location.

I think if you are attracting a higher end clienbt, you should have a higher end accomodations. For example, I book 3.5 stars in New Orleans. Unfortunately, not all cities have 3.5 or above.

The Holiday Inn on Royal is listed as 3 stars on Priceline, but it is crap! Other than that, most 3 star+ bids on priceline work out.

........ is it bad when the desk clerks know you by name?

LOL, there's a hotel in panama city, with out fail, if i go there, the maids are going to open the door. i didn't fasten the safety chain one day and she really got a show !! Originally Posted by PAPA JOE

Some of those clerks work on the side too. I stayed in one hotel in Georgia once and this girl calls my room and said "I see you're staying in your hotel room alone and probably going to masturbate. Why do that when you can have some company." I thought she had the wrong room so I said so and she said "no, I have the right room I saw you when you checked in and described me perfectly." Then I thought it was a joke, but nobody in the town knew me. Finally, I thought it was just some lonely woman that was horny so I told her I could keep HER COMPANY, what room was she in? She responded shocked "Keep ME company, umm let me think about that." I didn't realize what she was talking about. It wasn't some horny and lonely lady, it was somebody trying to make some extra cash. I didn't realize this until she quickly got me off the phone without telling what room she was in or how to get in touch with her. It took me a few minutes to figure out what she was talking about AFTER I she hung up.

Hotels will have camera's and security no matter what type of entrance it is plus you may feel as though you would be more secure without walking past the front desk but most hotels do have security cams in strategic places plus with outdoor entrances risk being seen from the street.

I like going to plush hotels like the Kimpton Hotels wherever I provide incall.


The worst hotel I was in was in the Boston Area it looked so nice on the website but then I got there and realized those pics were taken five years ago and now it was a dark dingy smoky room by the time I got there. I got baited and switched I tried complaining to the staff but it was to no avail and had to eat my loss for the room and get another room from a different location. Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou

Yeah, but the quality of the video is much better with inside entrances than outside entrances. Outside ones tend to be video sweeping the whole parking lot. With inside

Yeah, but the quality of the video is much better with inside entrances than outside entrances. Outside ones tend to be video sweeping the whole parking lot. With inside Originally Posted by MartenWarner

Honestly if you are on your best behavior you won't have to worry if the camera sees you or not. Most hotels will look the other way if an escort is not causing a disturbance or being reported to the desk by other guest. So pick a good girl and be a good boy and you won't have any probs with big brother babe.

I prefer the inside entrances to the ladies rm. It makes me feel more secure that someone isn't as likely to be watching me. All I ask is the incall is clean and well kept with very little resemblance that someone is living there for acouple of days. So ladies, please dispose of your fast food remains or takeout boxes.

Also, if your staying at a hotel where you have to park in a parking garage, please know how to get back to the garage levels from the elevator. It sucks when both of us are wandering around trying to figure out, How The Fuck Do We Get To Level 3 Of The Parking Deck!! True Story!!

Some of those clerks work on the side too. I stayed in one hotel in Georgia once and this girl calls my room and said "I see you're staying in your hotel room alone and probably going to masturbate. Why do that when you can have some company." I thought she had the wrong room so I said so and she said "no, I have the right room I saw you when you checked in and described me perfectly." Then I thought it was a joke, but nobody in the town knew me. Finally, I thought it was just some lonely woman that was horny so I told her I could keep HER COMPANY, what room was she in? She responded shocked "Keep ME company, umm let me think about that." I didn't realize what she was talking about. It wasn't some horny and lonely lady, it was somebody trying to make some extra cash. I didn't realize this until she quickly got me off the phone without telling what room she was in or how to get in touch with her. It took me a few minutes to figure out what she was talking about AFTER I she hung up. Originally Posted by MartenWarner

Thanks for the funny story. You guys crack me up! But it's interesting to know some of the hotel clerks are working there for the extra perks

Honestly if you are on your best behavior you won't have to worry if the camera sees you or not. Most hotels will look the other way if an escort is not causing a disturbance or being reported to the desk by other guest. So pick a good girl and be a good boy and you won't have any probs with big brother babe. Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou

So I shouldn't urinate in the bushes outside the front entrance before go inside or push all the button in the elevator as a joke? Also banging on the door and hollering "Hurry up and answer the door, I am horny as hell!!!" is not a good idea.

I guess we have recent news on the head of the IMF as an example of what not to do in a hotel.

Hey all--

Also, so long as a hotel is clean, and the provider works to make it attractive in her own way, say with candles, perhaps her own blankets and such, does it matter much?
Originally Posted by SugarBeth

I prefer the inside entrances to the ladies rm. It makes me feel more secure that someone isn't as likely to be watching me. All I ask is the incall is clean and well kept with very little resemblance that someone is living there for acouple of days. So ladies, please dispose of your fast food remains or takeout boxes.
Originally Posted by shorty

This came up in another thread and the answer on the guy side seems pretty consistent: we want clean. Candles, scents, pillows, etc. as far as they guys are concerned seems to be we can take it or leave it. For many of us we really don't care!

The question for the ladies is: Is all that stuff really for you? Does that stuff do something for you? Increase your enjoyment? Get you in the mood? If that is the case I say knock yourself out...if you're happy...I'll probably be happier... but don't do it on my account....

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I know a lot of women in general feel "safer" with inside entrance hotels (You have to walk inside the hotel to get to your room) while traveling and feel that outside entrance (where you drive up to the door) are more dangerous.

In the hobby I would think that you would want to avoid hotels with inside entrances because your room will constantly be on camera and they will have video evidence of everybody coming and going. Not to mention that the front desk clerk is going to watching the video monitor and wonder why the traffic to your room. I've talked to one lady who conducted interviews for jobs and had a two-room suite so she had applicants coming and going. That would make a good explanation if you do use inside entrance hotels.

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Back on subject, I would avoid any hotel where there are people just hanging around outside. Actually, I can't figure out why people go to a hotel and hang around outside chatting when they could be in the A/C, but there are hotels where people are hanging off the balconies smoking, spitting, etc.

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I would think a hotel with a good size parking lot would be mandatory. Nobody wants to park their car way the hell away and then walk 1/2 mile to get to the hotel.

. Originally Posted by MartenWarner

1) The reason indoor opening rooms are preferred have nothing to do with hotel cameras or eyes. Outdoor opening rooms: who knows whose watching: LE, pimp, thug, community busy body writing down license plates

2) People go out to smoke because they can't smoke in their rooms

3) First of all, try the valet...

Second, I really don't get your point. Almost by definition, the larger the parking lot the farther away some guests will have to park.

Yeah, but the quality of the video is much better with inside entrances than outside entrances. Outside ones tend to be video sweeping the whole parking lot. With inside Originally Posted by MartenWarner

Honestly if you are on your best behavior you won't have to worry if the camera sees you or not. Most hotels will look the other way if an escort is not causing a disturbance or being reported to the desk by other guest. So pick a good girl and be a good boy and you won't have any probs with big brother babe. Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou

What she said.

Very well put Atlcomedy!!