Wow! It's friggin cold outside today. Just for fun, how would you complete this sentence
It's Colder Than....
It's not too bad outside, however to stay with the thread..
It's so cold...
you have to open the fridge to heat the house
a penguin asked if he could warm up in my freezer
the local flasher was caught describing himself
to women.
hitchhikers are holding up pictures of thumbs
Richard Simmons started wearing pants
global warming has decided to vacation further south
the Yellow Brick Road is blue
my space heater has a space heater keeping it warm
It is colder than a Mother in Laws kiss!!
I saw two dogs in front of my house this mornig, one of them was pushing the other one, I guess trying to get started?
It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra. (an oldie but goodie)
It's colder than a pocket full of penguin shit.
It's colder than a WELL DIGGERS ASS IN THE KLONDIKE.
... the balls on a brass monkey.
Hence the phrase "it's brass monkey weather"!