TOYZ "Make a Story" Provider Edition

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  • Toyz
  • 06-25-2012, 08:49 AM
Since I made one for the guys I think its only fair that I make one for the ladies as well. In keeping with my "EOO" Equal Opportunity Offender platform, here is the ladies "Make a Story"

Hey Honey, I'm a little short this week...can you see me for some GFE/PSE/BBBJNQNS/LFK/DFK/Mish/CG/RCG/Doggie Delight for "pick one"
  • 57.33 & a half bag of cheetos?
  • The promise of a wonderful time?
  • Old Times Sake?
  • Because its my Birthday!
  • Out of the goodness of your caring heart?
  • Because I am so AWESOME in bed!!
And those rumors of me being a carrier? Not true! I know I am clean because "pick one"
  • I was tested during the Regan administration & alls well!
  • Bugs fear me
  • I wash up as soon as I get home...everytime...without fail
  • I am protected by the Sun God Rah in everything I do

And can we make it a 2 hour session? I know I pop in the first 5 minutes, but I need to write a review saying "pick one"
  • How much you enjoy my giant mushroom head
  • How many times I made you "O" & you saying "This has never happened to me before"!
  • How badly I wore you out & you were crying for mercy saying, "Oh Bwana, I can't take anymore of your amazing monster cock...please let me rest for I am impaled, derailed, curtailed, and split tailed...
And I know that you don't mind that I "pick one"
  • Just came in from 10 hours on a road crew & smell like a Turkish Prison
  • Haven't brushed my teeth in 20 years & look like the mossy bottom of a lake
  • Have a 1/2" crust of dick cheese around my cock
  • Think that Hygeine is a greeting not a practice
And baby, sorry I expect "pick one"
  • You to be ready 10 minutes after I call
  • To be the only appointment of the day for a 100/half
  • To not gag when I grab your hair & shove my shaft down your throat
And I know you won't mind that I "pick one"
  • Bitch about my exe
  • Bitch about my other girls
  • Bitch about bitches in general
  • Bitch about my job, life, health, pock marks on my ass-or your ass
And, do you think we can do a double with "pick one"
  • Your Sister
  • Your Mom
  • Your Cousin
  • That woman collecting quarters on the corner


So, what do you say?