Reviews? how do you like yours?

Hot and Spicy?
All the details described and everything laid out so it's almost like you were there?

Wild but Mild?
All the pertinent facts but not as detailed or descriptive, gives you an idea of what a session is like but without the Penthouse descriptives?

Just the facts?
Describes all the necessary facts without any flourish or intimate details?

Drive By?
Contains no real info, just a time, date, the needed acronyms and rate paid. May also come with a line such as "had a great time I'll be back for more"

A BluMax Review?
I had to add this as an option because his are so unique.
( he's also the main reason I won't use co-ed bathrooms anymore )

So how do you like your reviews?
And, how do you write them? What's your "style"?


Oh yeah,
Happy Friday folks!

Blumax style!

Amen... you might as well have fun with it.

make fun of every little thing the went wrong

OCD style if you are looking for truly unique.....

How about the truth?

Have some freaking fun with it. Unfortunately you have to bang the crazy ones for the good reviews.

Have some freaking fun with it. Unfortunately you have to bang the crazy ones for the good reviews. Originally Posted by BluMax

Exe's are about as crazy as they get...
I reviewed an ex once:
Review: Hallway Sex with Sherri my EX

Lmao I LOVE indys reviews. Blumax your sexploits are art.
*tips her hat*

Thanks for the responses so far folks,

Personally I love BluMax's reviews also,
best way to start the day with a smile and a giggle.
And sometimes a "WTF did I just read?"

Now,
Have you ever read a review in which it seemed the reviewer was speaking more of his own performance rather than reviewing the lady featured?
Read one like that today on a Midwest site and while it was informative it left me wondering what the lady involved and other readers might have thought.

Oh and Pauly,
Would you mind terribly if I bookmark that review of yours for those days when I need a hearty giggle and Blu hasn't been up to his tricks?

Appreciate it.

Truthful and to the point. Just the facts, no bullshit, no fantasy sexual heroics. That's what Penthouse Forum is for. I don't care how many orgasms she had.

Thanks.

Truthful and to the point. Just the facts, no bullshit, no fantasy sexual heroics. That's what Penthouse Forum is for. I don't care how many orgasms she had.

Thanks. Originally Posted by Big Stig

They don't care about orgasms either.

They don't care about orgasms either. Originally Posted by bambino

Bull
We kind of have to care about yours.


How else could we get you out the door?

You can't have "get them in, get them off, get them out" without get them off

I have written well over 300 reviews, not one was Penthouse Forum worthy.