We've been on PBS for the past few years, but were just now picked up for synDICKation so we will be on all the regular channels and you can stream our episodes off your mobile device...
On our show we will have guest hosts, call ins, question & answer sessions & entertainment geared towards the hobby community. Future guests on our show will include:
When the Dr. ToyZ Show needs an "OMG" Over the top. We thought we had seen everything, kind of guest on the show. The pathetic, needy, attention starved, delusional outcast type, What many may refer to as possessing textbook narcissistic behavior patterns: Feels superior, special, unique etc and needs to be admired; arrogant; exaggerates achievements and talents; preoccupied with ideas of success, power etc; has unreasonable expectations of favorable treatment: Yes, that kind of guest. One with real "WOW" power!
The kind that makes producers drop to their knees and give thanks for whatever they did right to deserve a guest fall out of nowhere. That kind of make you a spot in history guest. OK It's not Charlie Sheen
We here in the R+D/Casting Department would like to recommend, assert, OK We fucking demand that JadeRose be "THE" special guest on the Dr. ToyZ first multi-hour prime time special in which Dr. ToyZ offers advice in the form of "life strategies" from his life experience as a clinical and forensic Whoreologist to the most needy of the needy, Championing the possibilities of being able to promote the ideals that ever DR ToyZ is willing to take on even the worse scenarios and be able to overcome a successful outcome. ( It's either that or just 67c (shitcan) the whole dam project
JadeRose would be a perfect guest, She stated in an interview "Before I got into porn, I was working at a porn (shop). Growing up, I read a lot and pretty much kept to myself. I’ve always been kind of a loner, a hard worker." and "I’ve been giving those BJ's since (staff edit; forbidden topic; ztonk)
When asked about virginity:
CJ: Is there a good story behind the first time? That was only 2 years ago, how many guys did you end up sleeping with before porn?
Jade: Oh man. I tried to count one time. I’m not positive but I think it was in the 30s.
CJ: How many blowjobs did you give before porn?
Jade: Oh goodness. It’s probably double that.
She has worked various jobs in the sex industry some that are unrelated to others. She has sold adult toys and novelties as a retail clerk and is currently working her way towards headlining a BBW DVD release with no success. She has since been directing her efforts promoting her "Face Fucking Queen" brand of offering over the top raunchy sex acts for money. She PM's me all the time telling my that she is making more money than I do. This is a silly little hooker board so you know it's true.
She won a unknown award for tattooed porn stars but due to contractual (cough) obligations she was unable to attend the gala award ceremonies at the Hilton Garden Plaza Inn in Edison NJ.
I PM'ed you a link to the award video where maybe there was only about 100 people there including artists, SO, cameras, and staff. I could only hear about 6 people who clapped for about 2 seconds while her $5 trophy went unclaimed (it's at 38:00)
I'll just link it here as there are a bunch of drunk ass, sometimes foul-mouth'd hot tattooed X rated actresses in tight dresses. Crissy, in pink, is worth looking at and maybe into. Maybe Jade can set up a session....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psnh44eMIug
She is now venturing further into the business promoting "fat fetish" stripper contests as a "boss host" WTF? under her apparent porn and prostitution protégé: Eliza Allure (Another winner of a "never heard of" BBW porn actress award). She also appears to be as slimy as JR as there are reviews from a member, who joined last week, who just happened to see both her and JadeRose within a week of each other. Smell something.
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1591100
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?p=1057621528
It appears that she could use the "big Cawk'z" straight forward, square shooting, nationally recogniZed "Life StratagieZ"
I wish you luck in your endeavors to accept your professional guidance. Please remind her that if she fails to accept your help, to get help somewhere.
Dr. ToyZ,
I have taken the liberty of attaching the questionnaire that all guest must fill out and have answered then with what I believe is common knowledge even though it has not been confronted for ECCIE member scrutiny. I hope it helps you to get her to sign off on the full disclosure agreement that you require to be on the show.
Answer the following questions. Be as honest as possible:
Do you feel that people often don’t (or can’t) understand you or your problems? Duh, Yes!!!
Do you feel that there are many barriers in your life which you have no control over? Duh, Yes!!!
Do you often ask for help from others and/or feel like few people are willing to help you? I ask generous men for donations all the time sometimes I get a poor sap even less often a generous malefactor.
Do you feel like you often don’t receive the attention or appreciation that you deserve? Hello, You are good!!!
Do people often complain that you don’t listen to them, when in fact, you feel like they don’t listen to you? I fucking hit (I'm good at that) the RTM button, I PM Mods, and have even tried to get their phone numbers.
Do you feel like most other people have lives that are much easier than yours? I'm starting to think you don't know how hard it is to get guys to pay for what "wing men" take for granted. Front of mind marketing is hard work.
Do you fight with close friends and loved ones often? I'm not answering that.
If so, is it usually their fault? Do you watch The Big Bang Theory? Think Sherman.
Do people suddenly drop contact with you with no explanation and refuse to communicate with you again? Yes but I tell others I have lots of regulars.
Do you often feel helpless, like you have little opportunity to improve your life? Have you been paying attention?
