A teacher gave her kids lifesavers, The children began to identify the flavors by the color Red~~Cherry** Yellow ~~Lemon**Green ~~Lime**Orange~~Orange ~ Finally the teacher gave them all Honey lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. She said ,"I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.' One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "oh my God! They're assholes!"
- TexasStarr
- 09-02-2011, 06:24 AM
- Andrea Darling
- 09-02-2011, 08:27 AM
LMAO! Good one 
- mastermind238
- 09-02-2011, 08:35 AM
Could be worse. Around my house they's be called "Dick Head" life savers. Then the teacher would have a whole different set of issues.
- badhusband
- 09-04-2011, 11:03 AM
That's still just as funny as when I posted the same joke 9 days before! LOL