So I've been referring to him as "boy" or "houseboy".
Assup is probably gender fluid or transwhatever. So assup, what pronoun should I refer to you as?
I've also referred to him as lazy. I guess he should be called work exempt? I mean....assup can't even pour a drink, much less clean a toilet. Probably can't even be bothered to wipe his own ass.
Originally Posted by Buddys Place
assup got out of the habit of wiping his ass so that EKIM would be able to practice his dingleberry picking ( with his tongue, of course ! ) . And that has allowed EKIM, one of assup's longtime proteges, to win the Junior World Champion Dingleberry Picker Award for 4 years in a row ! That's the kind of help that Austin's reach-around crew expects form the " Dear Leader " !