Bartender Problems

"I want something fruity, but not sweet"
"Do you guys have beer?"
"This Long Island is too strong!"
"Can you make my tab better?"
"Can I get a bud heavy?"
"Can you make something fun?"
All alcohol is fun, it gets you drunk.
"You should smile more."
Nothing makes me NOT want to smile more than someone saying you should smile more

Annnnnd the best stupid question of the night (so far)

"Hey, aren't you on Eccie?"

F.M.L



TIP YOUR BARTENDERS BITCHES!

Welcome back beautiful!

Lol, my friend had me listen to a clip like that. Hilarious.

Lol, my friend had me listen to a clip like that. Hilarious. Originally Posted by Dr. Dew

I've bartended for 12-13yrs now.
The stupid questions were asked are neverendeding
Smh everything from what's in a Johnny walker blue? To can I get a water.. On the rocks.

Ain't gonna lie though, man I missed being being behind the bar. It's been a GREAT night

"This Long Island is too strong!" made me choke on my soda.

You should tell me the next time you bartend so I can spend money on you....and you won't be able to refuse.

"This Long Island is too strong!" made me choke on my soda.

You should tell me the next time you bartend so I can spend money on you....and you won't be able to refuse. Originally Posted by SAangel27

Tomorrow night!
And NO, you're not spending ANY money.
Whatcha doing right now? I'll be outta here in about an hour, imma meet up with bubba and grab a bite to eat. If you wanna join

Thanks, but I need to sleep. I'm totally seeing you tomorrow.