LOOKING FOR AN ESCORT or How They Taught Me To Save My Money

I hate drama, but I'm gonna start some. But that's all right, this is the last time I'll look at this thread anyway!!!! LMAO!!!!

This is an extremely long post and I don’t expect anyone to read it, but maybe - just maybe - some of the escorts here might learn a little about marketing their product.

This weekend I happened to end up with a little extra in my pocket and decided to treat myself. But, even looking for a treat, I am still going to look at the specials the ladies have on. That is just how I shop for ANYTHING. So I begin my search for an escort who is having a special for the weekend.

Before I go any further let me say --- CONGRATULATIONS PHOENIX! THE ONLY ESCORT WHO HAS HER SPECIAL RATE POSTED WHERE SOMEONE CAN FIND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And, I know and understand the sites reasons etc, for not allowing you to post the price in your ad. But that doesn’t mean you can’t take a minute and tell us where to look and then to actually have the special price there.

Call me lazy if you want, but here is what I did and why I’m too damn tired to look anymore.

Here is what my search entailed. Looked through Dallas Ads, Fort Worth ads, and Weekend Ads starting on Friday night. I only looked at ads that stated they were having a special, or if I noticed they were in the midcities area, or were something else special such as a squirter which I fucking LOVE!!!!

And here is what I found

Knockout Diva - Nope, not my type

Jaci - Midcities incall special but looks like I gotta call her! Ok, write down her number to call. (#1)

Mezzanie - Nope, just read an alert that marks her off quick

PlaytimewithBriana - Oh good, been interested in her for quite awhile. See profile for special. So I go there. Nope - no info on any rate, let alone a special. I tried but you failed. BTW - I saw a thread not long ago that questioned whether special info on your profile was limited to people with BCD access and the answer was no, but it must be bullshit. Ladies if that is true, do you know you are limiting your ads effectiveness?

Redheaded Julie - Have seen her once and her specials are awesome and she is certainly well worth it in my book. I always have her on my radar, but I am looking for something else this weekend.

Paige Hunter - Not my type so no further look.

College Jackie - Gotta email her for her rate. I’m not into email and wait, plus I seem to remember she once said she wasn’t interested in someone my age. So I’ll save both of us some time.

Maria - No info at all in her ad other than the heading said a special Guess I gotta call. (#2)

Presley - Says go to her Showcase for special info. Guess what? No info. I tried. You failed.

Explore Latin - No info anywhere in the ad about where to find info so I guess I gotta call (#3)

Max - See Showcase for special. Guess what? No info. I tried. You failed.

PHOENIX - Good ad, good info, link to special, made it easy. You get an A. But not exactly what I was looking for. But I at least know the rate for one provider. Now I have something to compare against for all the specials.

DianaofDalla -Not really my type, but might be depending on the special. Opps. No info. Guess I gotta call (#4)

Emma - No info other than I gotta call (#5)

Heavenly Haven - No info other than I gotta call (#6)

Cristy Jone - No infor other than I gotta call (#7)

Kelly TNT - not my type, I move on

Rockstar Roxy - midcities, but not my type, I move on.

Chelsea -- Ahhh. The lady with the great ads about stimulus plans. 20% off. So I go to the web site. Good deal, just not what I was looking for in a special.

Adorable Alexis - Wahoo, a squirter. Not a special and no info on how to find her rates. Guess I gotta call (#8)

Diamond -- OMG, been wanting to see this lady forever, but she is soooo far away from where I am. Platinum Special. Duh! But I guess I can call (#9)

FAWN - the other lady I am definitely going to see one of these days. Seems to be an absolute sweetheart and is really close. Ad doesn’t say a special but I look anyway. Nope. Move on!

Maria of DFW - Not my type. Move on.

Cora - Price line. Hmmm!! That is interesting. Guess I need to call and make an offer (#10) but before I make an offer it would be nice to know what my other options are.

Stiletto Kitty - No info. Gotta call. (#11)

Brooke - A very interesting lady. Could be. Nope. No info. Gotta call (#12)

WetBabyGirl - Wow. I seem to remember she used to have some outstanding specials and she is realtively close. Having a BOGO special, but I’m not into a BOGO or I would go see RHJ, Jen, or Jayne for less. No other info. Guess I gotta call (#13)

Marilynn - Not my type. Move on.

Harley Jayden - I’m not a member of P411. Been around WAY TOO LONG to need to go that route.

Milianna - Had to go to web site for any info at all including pics. Not my type. Move on.

Misti - Not my type move on.

Laci - Marginally my type. Opps gotta join her group for info. No thanks. Went to web site and no special info. I’m not even gonna call now.

So, I’ve now spent well over 1.5 hours looking and I don’t know a damn thing more than when I started except I need to make 13 phone calls and hope I get an answer of 6, wait on the return calls from the other 7 or call them a second time, then compare all the different rates and make my decision. All of that is gonna take another couple hours minimum depending on how long it takes each one to get back to me.

You know what --- I fucking tired of all the BS already. Think I’ll just put my money back in my pocket and wait for another opportunity somewhere else down the line.

LADIES - PUT A FUCKING LINK ON YOUR AD THAT LETS US KNOW THE PRICE. Or, do you really not want us to know? That could be the case, because I have read your reviews and you have rates all over the place. One guy pays $300 for an hour, the next $250, the next $200, the next pays $200 for a half hour, I guess it’s a good gig if you can change your rate depending on how you feel at the moment.

Yeah - I know - I gotta shitty attitude. But that’s cause I haven’t been laid in awhile. It improves my attitude.

FAWN - the other lady I am definitely going to see one of these days. Seems to be an absolute sweetheart and is really close. Ad doesn’t say a special but I look anyway. Nope. Move on!

Go4it did you say no specials? I try to run them as much as possible to give back, it's my way of saying thank you for choosing me.... So what the heck are you waiting on......> http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=286745

I saw a thread not long ago that questioned whether special info on your profile was limited to people with BCD access and the answer was no, but it must be bullshit. Ladies if that is true, do you know you are limiting your ads effectiveness? Originally Posted by Go4it

I "think" in order to have access to our showcase and other information, you have to have BCD access. I might be wrong. But if that is the case. the "ladies" aren't the ones who are limiting the ad effectiveness. It's the new ECCIE rules and regulations. Don't blame the ladies-blame the rules.

this is very true Meg, you do have to have Premium Access to view our specials.....

You need PA for complete access to all information in the providers showcases.

Also, if they are not advertising in the weekend forum, why include them in your research? As the ad is free, I would assume if they are not advertising, they are not working. That may not always be true but if they are too lazy to put up a weekend ad, I sure am not going to waste my time looking in the the regular ad forums for them.

If they listed a prefered contact method, did you use that or something else?

<---- Well - known to be in the Mid-cities area and offer a 2 hour Special Mr. Shitty Attitude

My number is listed in my sig line, but if you dont leave a message with my Google Voicemail then I dunno who to call back, therefore I dont

I could swear my rates are listed in my Showcase

And I know there are links to MY P411 AND MY WEBSITE

Why don't you relax and try again ... just sayin'

There are several Ladies in the Mid-Cities area YOU DID NOT MENTION

The PA requirement must be the explanation. I just checked Brianna's Showcase (one cited by Go4it) and she has detailed rate information there. No way you could miss it unless you don't have access to it.

yep! I had a gap a couple of months ago and didn't have pa. I could read the showcase but I could't see the rates.

I really hope he knows that several months ago we were all specifically told that we could no longer advert of rates in our Ads.

I believe there is a section in our Showcase were we are now allowed to post rates and specials.

Yes, it's time consuming to go from link to site, but a thorough search into a Provider should result into a positive find.

Don't be Lazy.

Just Read.

Keep it Simple.

Interesting.

1. Do you have P411? lots of ladies run specials and just post them elsewhere.

2. You need premium access to see the rates.

3. Why would you bother mentioning ladies who are not your type?

4. Whats your definition of a special. Half the ladies around here are throwing a special.

5. There is always backpage, lots of ladies have their specials there, and are providers here.

6. And excuse me, please don't beat all us ladies up too bad. Some of us post links to where rates can be found.

Just saying.

Hope you get laid soon, if you were a woman, I would tell hit you the gas station for some batteries and pull out your vibrator...........but.....its a little different with men.

:-)

Yeah I think this guy needs to get laid

Just re:re:re confirming you do need premium access to see rates on showcases.

That being said even without premium access between personal sites and p411 I've never had a rates question I couldn't find an answer to.

Just re:re:re confirming you do need premium access to see rates on showcases.

That being said even without premium access between personal sites and p411 I've never had a rates question I couldn't find an answer to. Originally Posted by flackman2k6

Well Fuck...I did not know that...
And it explains why I have so many PM or Email

So JUST ASK US if you guys do not have access to it.


Communcation!!! - Most Men Lack That

Whew......glad I wasn't on that list! I would have cried if he said I wasn't his type!

Yeah I think this guy needs to get laid Originally Posted by Jules Jaguar

No shit...