10 Things You Don't Want to Hear

I found this in another state's posting, and I thought it was pretty fun:

1) Hey, has your dick got smaller?
2) Are you in? All the way?
3) Are your balls itchy too?
4) I think I have a woody.
5) I might have just started my period.
6) The soars in my mouth are almost healed.
7) When you take a pregnecy test, what does the plus sign mean?
8) I'm going to the free clinic tomorrow?
9) I need to poop but I'll wait till were done!
10) I'm trying to cum, but its like you seeing that provider in Canada, you want it real bad, but its just not going to happen!

And, now add your own.

Me? Don't mind that cum down there. I didn't have time to clean up form my last customer.

Ohh don't worry about him, he doesn't want to go back to prison.

I think I've seen that list before! LOL

Yep, I copied it from the Texas board; but I thought it was too good for the Mississippi board to miss.

When DATY you find food and she says oh yeah the guy before you got sick.

When DATY you find food and she says oh yeah the guy before you got sick. Originally Posted by superpussyeater2675

Oh my! LOL

Ok that made me grimace lol, pure grossness

1. Freeze Police

2. Honey I'm Home.. WHAT THE HELL!!!!

3. When leaving an incall or AMP "Hey _______, missed you in church Sunday".

4. A 357 magnum cocking in your ear.

What do you mean your real name is Jason?

You forgot to add on that list that we DON'T WANT TO HEAR
1. STILL LOOKING!
2. wear this tshirt and let me take a picture or I will whine on a escort board
3. I am a computer addict and have to fuck you while holding my laptop or else
4. I am a sex addict and the reviews don't lie, how many times can you make me come?
5. I am going on a trip and GOT to let everyone know

No-tell hotel.

In flagrante delicto, balls deep and stroking strong.

Pounding on the door. Male voice cursing.

Provider: "Oh, that's just my husband, he gets that way sometimes. He's not hurt anyone . . . yet. He'll go away in a minute." (Provider never interupts the action, meeting stroke for stroke).

True story. He did go away. I was very careful in leaving that room and returning to my car.

I do not want to hear those words again.

Good one, Brer.

You forgot to add on that list that we DON'T WANT TO HEAR
1. STILL LOOKING!
2. wear this tshirt and let me take a picture or I will whine on a escort board
3. I am a computer addict and have to fuck you while holding my laptop or else
4. I am a sex addict and the reviews don't lie, how many times can you make me come?
5. I am going on a trip and GOT to let everyone know Originally Posted by UTR HOBBY

Your so cute.....Welcome to ECCIE. Enjoy your short stay! LOL

This account was purposely set up for self destruction and all comments are the opinions of the individuals that gave this brilliant idea.
The Texas mens lounge brought to our attention that you are offering more money for BB and we don't want to be associated with your visits to the Mississipi area.
We don't welcome you here and you have the freedom to taunt and throw your money around else where.

Actually, SL is welcome anywhere he chooses.