Wife: look at that drunk.
Husband : who is he
Wife: I used to date him. He proposed 10 years ago and I said no.
Husband: and he’s still celebrating?
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection???
I have an erection!!!!!
A conway pharmacy recently got robbed of all its viagra. If you live in the area please be on the lookout for two hardned criminals.
Who was the world’s first carpenter?
Eve
She made Adam’s Banana Stand
Daughter: I want a Barbie and GI Joe for my birthday.
Mom: Doesn’t Barbie come with Ken?
Daughter: no she comes with GI Joe. She fakes it with Ken.