Al Smith Dinner

Here are Trump's top jokes of the night:

5. Trump said he didn't realize men could get periods until he saw Tim Walz.

4. Trump says he has to wrap up his speech so New York can turn the room into an illegal migrant shelter.

3. Trump says he isn't worried about White Dudes for Harris voters because all their wives' boyfriends are voting for him.

2. Trump gives Kamala Harris advice on her childcare plan, tells her not to let her husband near the nannies.

1. Trump trolls Chuck Schumer, says he has a chance at becoming the first female president.

6. President Trump: "Unfortunately Governor Walz isn't here himself, but don't worry, he'll say that he was."

7. Kamala couldn’t be there because she’s in Michigan receiving communion doritos from Gretchen Whitmer.

The best comedy is always rooted in truth.....


Jim Gaffigan: "The Democrats have been telling us Trump's reelection is a threat to democracy. In fact, they were so concerned of this threat, they staged a coup, ousted their democratically elected incumbent, and installed Kamala Harris."

Agreed! ALL of these kneeslappers are completely true also! One hundred percent. Cuz Stupor Trump says so.

- There were good people on both sides

- Tariff is my favorite word

- I am very good at mathematics

- They are eating things they are not supposed to be

- The election was stolen

- They are all out to get me

- The "weave" is not cognitive decline. It's genius

- I am the healthiest person ever to run for President

- I hold all of the course records at my golf clubs

- I have the best beach body

(That list took 14 seconds...I could do this all damn day)

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as usual the morons in the press are outraged by Trump's speech. yet who gets a free pass? Harris.

let's roll that beautiful bean footage ..





here's Harris and her "SNL skit"

two words

pit sniffing





PIT SNIFFING


BAHHAAAAA

Why does Gaffigan seem so nervous and unpolished? Almost like he's never been behind a microphone before. Strange.

This thread is a great example of the fuckheads we have all become. We criticize people now for making lame jokes at a major charitable fundraiser. We are doomed.

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Agreed! ALL of these kneeslappers are completely true also! One hundred percent. Cuz Stupor Trump says so.

- There were good people on both sides
Originally Posted by rooster

As we both know, this LIE has been proven false over and over again.
You sir are the one guilty of PROMOTING misinformation at every turn.
Apparently, words have consequences.

Edit add -- You want a lie? Try this one -- If you like your plan you can keep your plan....

Here are Trump's top jokes of the night:

5. Trump said he didn't realize men could get periods until he saw Tim Walz.

4. Trump says he has to wrap up his speech so New York can turn the room into an illegal migrant shelter.

3. Trump says he isn't worried about White Dudes for Harris voters because all their wives' boyfriends are voting for him.

2. Trump gives Kamala Harris advice on her childcare plan, tells her not to let her husband near the nannies.

1. Trump trolls Chuck Schumer, says he has a chance at becoming the first female president. Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

6. President Trump: "Unfortunately Governor Walz isn't here himself, but don't worry, he'll say that he was." Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

The best comedy is always rooted in truth.....


Jim Gaffigan: "The Democrats have been telling us Trump's reelection is a threat to democracy. In fact, they were so concerned of this threat, they staged a coup, ousted their democratically elected incumbent, and installed Kamala Harris." Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

Thanks for live posting it all for us. The real joke was the smegma secretion that you're quoting. Hopefully he gets washed away in a few weeks. He can work on his routines in jail.

As we both know, this LIE has been proven false over and over again.
You sir are the one guilty of PROMOTING misinformation at every turn.
Apparently, words have consequences.

Edit add -- You want a lie? Try this one -- If you like your plan you can keep your plan.... Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

I know you are, but what am I?

Jesus. I'm done with this. It's not boring. Or even frustrating. It's depressing.

Say whatever the fuck you want.

Turn the lies up to 11.

The vitriol too.

Play to your choir.

I wish your life was more fulfilling. Mine is, and so I am out of this kind of nonsense. It makes me a worse man. And I fucking hate it.

I was not true to my recent "reality check" with this storm. I am forcing a massive reset.

I have a giant hole in my roof. It will cost me $2500 just to get rid of the goddam tree that made it. But my family is fine, and I enjoy being with them. I think they even enjoy being with me some of the time. I am actually very fortunate! And I sure AF don't need this.

So I'm havin a beer, listening to tunes, smoking a VERY fine cigar, and the weather is awesome. I might even fuck a hooker tomorrow, if I can find one. But I sure AF ain't spending no more time on a beautiful Friday night playing into this bullshit. Ever.

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