Trading free house for session

I'm looking to trade a large tax exempt white house in D.C. for a one hour session.

It has 132 rooms, 35 bathrooms, and 6 levels in the residence. There are also 412 doors, 147 windows, 28 fireplaces, 8 staircases, and 3 elevators.

The current tenant's lease is up Jan 20th 2017.

You must be willing to hop up and down on one leg while clucking the Star Spangled Banner with a rubber chicken suit on for the entire session.

Oh, this has my name all over it. Count me in!

OK I'll draw up the paperwork. I'll have my people contact your people.

i heard a few of the previous tenants were killed while living there.
I think that place is haunted.....atleast one of the bedrooms anyway

I think I found it on Zillow



You didn't even mention the cool fountain out front.

Also, since this is non-hobby related its move to the proper forum

I would really like that one office. You know, the oval one. My new handle will be Monica. I'll gladly sit on top or under your desk and even let you stain my dress. Lmfao.

Ah'm willin' ta bet ol' Mee-shell, mah belle, culd fuk circles 'roundt all y'all hoogars! She's in one helluva shape!

I would really like that one office. You know, the oval one. My new handle will be Monica. I'll gladly sit on top or under your desk and even let you stain my dress. Lmfao. Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi

Can I be the house videographer?
No need to pay me, just leave me the rights to the videos I take.