To the gents - Whats your fee if roles were reversed

To all the men who call themselves stuff muffins- giggling

If you could switch roles with your favorite provider

What would be your fee?
Would you screen?
Could we CIM please......pretty please?
And lastly would you be BFE, and have Kleenex ready for all the big O's we would have?

Ladies feel free to chime in

If you could switch roles with your favorite provider

What would be your fee?
Would you screen?
Could we CIM please......pretty please?
And lastly would you be BFE, and have Kleenex ready for all the big O's we would have? Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

Haha! This should be good!

My ATF's would be HDH's with strict screening, very selective but rather high volume , they do allow CIM but at the same time they are also very YMMV, and they usually start out BFE and build up to a PSE event.

haha this will be good

I won't any less than $1.25 (that's one dollar, twenty-five cents). Non-negotiable. I'm worth every penny. Any of you ladies wanna TOFTT?

Mustache rides only 10 cents extra.

I'm free!!

I've been getting $10, but I'm willing to negotiate.

Ladies I think we have a winner......the gent above said FREE pay attention folks......wooo hoooo!

Mister tudball hey up-selling for mustache rides is not cool! boooooo! your review will stink buddy........will you let me stay longer though........pretty please......batting my eyelashes.

Good question......show a cunning, devious mind.
My fee would be whatever keeps my phone ringing; making the $$ I need to make.
No need for screening; if it's not good I'll just put you on the do not see anymore list.
Of course I would be BFE and would clean you up with a warm towell after each and every O you have. CIM is always there for you.
Let's not leave out the snuggle time you will need to recover from your pulsating quivering time with me.
I'm a good conversationalist and we can talk while you decide whether you're up for another go. MSOG is encouraged but not mandatory.
Of course I like gifts......how sweet of you! I have listed on my site which gift cards I like, and also I love anything from Home Depot or Lowes.
Tipping is not necessary but since I am by far the best you have ever had...it's fine to show your appreciation in that way.

First of all, it's important to state that you're paying for my time and companionship. Anything else that happens is between consenting adults.

I would need referrals from two other providers to confirm your vitals, in this order: ability to pay.

Upon request, I will send you photos (there will be no music, but be aware the file may need a few seconds to download).

Newbies would face a first time rate of 400 jock straps an hour. The first session would involve 30 minutes of you telling me what an asshole your last boyfriend/family/gerbil/roommate is, followed by how you're going to help me get out of this terrible business.

Then twenty minutes of "activity" (see menu), followed by a chocolate from Noka, a peck on the cheek and baby, I'm out the door. Positive reviews will garner positive discounts.

Mister tudball hey up-selling for mustache rides is not cool! boooooo! your review will stink buddy........will you let me stay longer though........pretty please......batting my eyelashes. Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

Yeah, Lisa. Me love you long time.

Dannie I understand.

My ATF is the best, he would for sure be a HDH, he is great!, the next he shows up for an appt, im telling him he is the sorriest lay ever, before he ends up charging me. Shh don't tell him I said that.......giggling

Haha! This should be good!

My ATF's would be HDH's with strict screening, very selective but rather high volume , they do allow CIM but at the same time they are also very YMMV, and they usually start out BFE and build up to a PSE event. Originally Posted by Dannie

In my P411 I include the warning/disclaimer: Not a StudMuffin.

Providers seeking a headboard slamming PSE ... please .. move on.

Not interested in the rejection I would face if roles were reversed.

No, thanks. I'll stay the hobby guy at the Sadie Hawkins dance

(and be grateful for the generosity of most providers)

If the provider/hobbyist roles were actually reversed for one week, I bet you would never see a hobbyist come on here and gripe about a girl that is YMMV ever again. As soon as the guy opens his incall door and a sweaty Roseanne Barr walks in and asks him to put his tongue up her ass, I bet he will gain a whole new perspective on a ladies right to a little mileage variance.

I will work for tips.

Screening is done through the peephole, If I don't open you didn't pass.

Cim is ymmv depending on cleanliness and whether you treat me like a gentleman.

BFE is an upcharge, as is cuddling, holding or providing a shoulder to cry on. Bring your own damn kleenex. This isn't match.com

no msog on sessions under an hour and nothing up my butt.

I love MSOG, YAY!!!!!!!!!!! can you go the whole hour....seriously im frisky! Gifts card home depot ....check

Good question......show a cunning, devious mind.
My fee would be whatever keeps my phone ringing; making the $$ I need to make.
No need for screening; if it's not good I'll just put you on the do not see anymore list.
Of course I would be BFE and would clean you up with a warm towell after each and every O you have. CIM is always there for you.
Let's not leave out the snuggle time you will need to recover from your pulsating quivering time with me.
I'm a good conversationalist and we can talk while you decide whether you're up for another go. MSOG is encouraged but not mandatory.
Of course I like gifts......how sweet of you! I have listed on my site which gift cards I like, and also I love anything from Home Depot or Lowes.
Tipping is not necessary but since I am by far the best you have ever had...it's fine to show your appreciation in that way. Originally Posted by demsrsb

Mister Tudball.......you are back in my good graces! can you make it 5 cents for the mustaches? just joking........Hug!

Yeah, Lisa. Me love you long time. Originally Posted by Mister Tudball