Time to start cloning

If scientists can clone sheep, then they can clone us an Abraham Lincoln, Ronald Reagen, or one of our Conservative Fore Fathers and get this country put back on the right path. "Made in America" doesn't exist, our borders are a free-for-all, our military is a joke, we are China's bitch and Fucking Obama is an international joke with no backbone.
Nice concept, but the days of great men in office are gone. The shift to socialism is almost complete with half of the nation on entitlements now. They only need about 5% more to ensure it stays that way.

The teat suckers may be sitting on the couch watching Oprah and eating Big Macs all day long, but you can bet your ass they will get out to vote for anybody who promises to keep providing for them.
JCM800's Avatar
you can always move to Israel.
Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
My advice is to pack up and leave before they make it illegal to do so.
Cloning has already started. They cloned Marshall and we now have LL JL IB JD Iffy and whirrly.
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Ever wonder why they haven't cloned you, Little Eva?

you can always move to Israel. Originally Posted by JCM800
Dubai (UAE) would be my choice in the middle east. They fly in the highest dollar hookers on the weekends and everything involving hedonism you can think of. Even though they have some laws that differ from ours, most are ignored if you have a checkbook.
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Cloning has already started. They cloned Marshall and we now have LL JL IB JD Iffy and whirrly. Originally Posted by i'va biggen
Well put.

I wonder why he wants to clone one of the most liberal presidents of all time, Lincole, along with one of the biggest tax and spenders of all time, Reagan.?

maybe because it sounds good. or maybe cause they're the only two presidents on the poster who haven't had mustaches drawn on them by their drunk friends....
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Ever wonder why they haven't cloned you, Little Eva?

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
i did clone him.

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They already cloned EVA
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These local Teawipes have to be in favor of cloning because no female would consider mating with them. Well, Glenna MIGHT, but her father would probably kick her out of their single wide if she did.
Ever wonder why they haven't cloned you, Little Eva?

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy


And I was nice enough to leave you name out . COG for dipshit of the year...
They already cloned EVA Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn


Showed me taking a JD
i did clone him.

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid


Simple fuck that is you mamma ...