A group of baby chickens were running around the barnyard when they got stuck in a deep mud puddle. They started crying for someone to save them before they drowned. The horse walked over, straddled the puddle, and lowered his "member" so that they could climb up to safety. And all the animals rejoiced. A couple of days later, the baby chickens got stuck in the puddle again. They cried out for the horse to help them out again, but the horse was out in the pasture and didn't hear them. Then the farmer, who was driving by in his new Porsche, heard the commotion. He drove up to the puddle, opened the door, and plucked the baby chickens to safety. Which just goes to prove: If you have a Porsche, you don't have to be hung like a horse to pick up chicks.
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