Epic Rant from a memphis provider

I was killing time at work and came across this http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ssy-19/1658253 as hard as it is to follow it did make me laugh.

I have no idea if this is some sort of joke or what but.......Wow!

"JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THE PICTURES I POSTED ON THE RIGHT IS NOT MY REAL PICTURES! THERE FAKE! NOW GO SPEND YOUR MONEY AND POST A AD ABOUT THAT! REMEMBER! YOUR THE ONE OUT HERE BYEING PUSSY NOT ME! LOL! 901-315-8501"

Now that is some funny shit, I don't care who you are.

I think Mr. Chan calls this "Truth in Advertising."

Sad thing is all of it is true.

Are you telling me that I never had to post my real pictures?!?

DOH!

Yet another reason to be thankful for the highway connecting Central Arkansas and Memfo.

Are you telling me that I never had to post my real pictures?!?

DOH! Originally Posted by Girl Nexxxt Door

NOOO.......keep right on using you real pics anything else would be such a waste.

BCG, put the links up to the other one (first lame ass memphis one) and the 2 AIM posts.

I gotta dash to the Mimphis walfare office. Whatever that is.

I gotta dash to the Mimphis walfare office. Whatever that is. Originally Posted by babee

Those are food stamp places...so you can feed your babies when your babysdaddies won't pay child support, cause they're busy spending all their money on ho's.

BCG, put the links up to the other one (first lame ass memphis one) and the 2 AIM posts. Originally Posted by babee

AIM? People use AIM anymore?

The links to the other one are likewise eluding me this morning. This must be Wednesday; I never could get the hang of Wednesdays...

ETA: only 111 more posts to go until I hit no. 666. I'll have to plan some sort of suitably depraved, demonic celebration for that one.

Cheers,

bcg

Chan's laughter was so forceful, feared all of thirteen children would be awakened. Would be most grateful if might learn whereabouts of shop where might be found T Shirt identifying same as "Stupid Azz Byeing Pussy Guy" and perhaps one for provider saying "Im with Stupid Azz Byeing Pussy Guy". Can only imagine that evening with retiring soiled dove would surely culminate in some degree of destruction of public property, if not the incineration of bowling alley. Speculation on double date with she and Ms. Deanna Luv brings lump to throat.

Chan has saved aforementioned epistle to personal files for historical preservation. Never in course of human endeavor have so many social issues been covered in such compact manner and so very clearly stated for someone who being born in southern portion of United States necessarily speak English as second language.

What I loved is that she was classy enough to sensor herself and not curse (I.e. F***, s***,b****, very classy and thoughtful

Speculation on double date with she and Ms. Deanna Luv brings lump to throat. Originally Posted by Mr.Chan

Now that's some funny shit, I don't care who you are!

Dang I can''t find them The first "cheap memphis azzes" ad. Did nitro link it? And the "Why you should use an agency" posts numbers 1&2?

Where'd I see those links?

Dang I can''t find them The first "cheap memphis azzes" ad. Did nitro link it? And the "Why you should use an agency" posts numbers 1&2?

Where'd I see those links? Originally Posted by babee

I can't find any "cheap memphis azzes", but we have a "lame ass Tennessee bitches" post that looks like it was written by the person that posted the CL ad kipritech linked to. Or her (twin) sister:

http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-up-25/1646045

The search continues. I may invest in a tracking dog...

Cheers,

bcg

Dang We'll admit it. It was one of the young monks here in the monastry that call her out. But to his defense. the 80 he had was a hard worked eighty. Do you know how many hours it takes to sweep the whole temple and wash our robes. A long time I tell ya. He tryed to give her 20 in foodstamps but she got all nutz. then he tryed to tell her he would get her back on the 33rd, but she didnt agree to that either. But when she refused, he put his twenty in food stamps to calling her out. i explained to the young monk that this is not how respectable monks act. He has taken it under advisement. and promised not to mess with skanky memphis ho's again. He is also being punished by making the ceremonial hooch all by himself, and not getting to drink one drop. ( and for all ya old timers who like me know how to make the ceremonial hooch, ya'll know how long that takes, and that is punishment enough)