OK, I'm sure Governot Mofo Goodhair has a spot for these two among his advisors...
First, a research assistant:
http://news.yahoo.com/cops-mom-check...225906822.html
And then, a specialist in defense from "gun grabbers" doubling as prepperedness specialist:
http://news.yahoo.com/west-texas-par...145439395.html
Wonderful!