^^^ I was wondering why they chose that name for condoms!
Originally Posted by Chlorine
ya Helen must've had some bomb ass pussy and her head game must've been a1 for Menelaus to be so butthurt about her running off with another fucktard to bring all his homies halfway across the Meditteranean to start a war just to recover his favorite piece of ass..
and do you remember why Achilles sat out the war until his bff Patroclus (honestly i think Achilles swung both ways) got mowed down by murderous Hector? that was also over pussy, and Achilles getting all butthurt cause Agamemnon took his fave piece of ass. And Agamemnon did that cause he also had to give up his fave piece of ass, so he pulled rank on Achilles. (Agamemnon was the king over all of Greece, whereas Achilles was only king of the Myrmidons.) oops. way to piss off the greatest warrior in all the known land, at the beginning of a difficult war..
i'm telling you, pussy has started a lot of wars and led to a lot of deaths. i kinda feel bad for the incels, tbh. i'd throw in 20 for a go-fund-me for an angry incel to get some..
some hip university should let me teach a class on the Iliad. i'd break that shit down..before i got fired lol.