I got a phone call from the AVN, Awards

Phone rings at 1130pm and it's my good friend of 25+ years and this is what I hear ,
Brother I'm in Vegas and you won't believe this shit ,the skinniest bitch s with the biggest tits and biggest lips I have ever seen are coming and going out of my hotel YOU EVER HEARD OF THE AVN something awards ? Here I will just put her on the phone ,

He hands his phone to some Hispanic porn star and she says some raunchy shit to me and my buddies says I will call you right back,

Then at first one picture comes and it's the Hispanic gals pussy spread with her and his fingers both well you get the point ,

Phone rings , Brother I told you come to Vegas I even told you I would pay ,

We're heading to CABO for a MONTH on me ,well bring money for what the fuck ever you do , but rooms and drinks and whatever is on my ex wife!

Gotta love him but mother fucker, rubbed in he is at AVN awards hand picked his chicks for the next month and even has the balls to invite me along , GOD I love that guy,

I told him I gotta pay my own way are I won't go he says [I love you brother but fuck off were off to san dieago
First then Cano, you never let me do anything for you just stay in Iowa!!!

I wish I could post some of the pics he sent me !!!

Now I have to rub one out to porno and he is in the motherfucker!probably
Ruins it for me me me me and me dammit dude !!!

When in doubt Let Betsy Rubbins rub ya one out!!

When in doubt Let Betsy Rubbins rub ya one out!! Originally Posted by Betsy

Just checked your profile ,

Dam sure would have you !!@

Always Rubbins ready!