I got together with my lawyer and accountant, and we've made a plan;
I'm selling off my Russian uranium holdings that Hillary Clinton sold me. That's $2.37 right there.
I got in on the ground floor of a Hunter Biden investment fund. That's another $5.12 that I get back.
I had some money in the Kalashnikov weapon works, yep, mo money, mo money. About $11.73 all told.
I had money in a green energy factory outside Leningrad but that didn't go too well. Only recouped $1.37. Thanks AOC.
Then there was the major car company in Russia. Cleaned up on that one; $17.14.
Yeah, I know it's considered vulgar to talk about money like this but when you got the green like some of us, you gotta tell the world. FYI, I've still got part ownership of a Blockbuster video store somewhere in Alaska. Cha-ching!