I laughed so hard at this one, I made it my signature!
A nun is sitting on a train opposite a Muslim Male who is eating from a bag of shrimp.
Every time he eats one he spits the head at her and she throws it out the window.
Eventually she gets pissed off and pulls the emergency cord.
The Muslim looks at her and says "You'll get fined $250 for doing that you stupid slut".
She laughs back and says "When I cry out rape and they smell your fingers you'll get 10 years you towel headed camel-fucker".
