Why did I ever leave Novosibirsk?

My wingman Chairspud sent this to me the other day... It's the Women's Olympic All-Star Team. These babes were all participating athletes.

http://www.adme.ru/olimpiada/nasha-z...mpiady-619005/

Why did I ever leave Novosibirsk...? Why? Дурак я! Идиот!

Monk

Monk, please make a trip to Russia and convince them to come to Austin!

Why did I ever leave Novosibirsk...? Why? Дурак я! Идиот!

Monk Originally Posted by Monk Rasputin

Now Now, don't be too hard on yourself... I can name a few reasons why you are here.... funny, they are all provider names too....

Now, if you still feel home sick, YES, indeed, make a trip to Russia and convince them to come to Austin!

Why did I ever leave Novosibirsk...? Why? Дурак я! Идиот!

Monk Originally Posted by Monk Rasputin

I dunno, because you were afraid of getting your junk frozen or frostbit nine months of the year?

Because they are athletes and not escorts?

Am I close, inquiring minds want to know.

I don't know either. But, for a long time, I've wanted to visit Koktebel.

Don't forget there are ugly Russian women, too.

Monk, do you think the beauty/ugly ratio is better here or there?

But, for a long time, I've wanted to visit Koktebel. Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

Koktebel resembles pre-Olympics Sochi, and it's also on the Black Sea. Nice place. Many Ukrainian and Russian babes there.

Monk, do you think the beauty/ugly ratio is better here or there? Originally Posted by GneissGuy

I'm not going to touch that one, GG! Those ratios don't shift at the political boundaries. There are plenty of babes here and plenty of babes there, but you do have to admit that there is nothing quite so gorgeous as a gorgeous young Russian woman.

Monk

Koktebel resembles pre-Olympics Sochi, and it's also on the Black Sea. Nice place. Many Ukrainian and Russian babes there.
I'm not going to touch that one, GG! Those ratios don't shift at the political boundaries. There are plenty of babes here and plenty of babes there, but you do have to admit that there is nothing quite so gorgeous as a gorgeous young Russian woman.

Monk Originally Posted by Monk Rasputin

Koktebel .... LOL

Ukrainian women are WOW ... almost saw no cultural sights when sightseeing.

I'm not going to touch that one, GG! Those ratios don't shift at the political boundaries. There are plenty of babes here and plenty of babes there, but you do have to admit that there is nothing quite so gorgeous as a gorgeous young Russian woman.

Monk Originally Posted by Monk Rasputin

I must disagree. I haven't been to Russia, but things vary a whole lot in the US.

In Dayton and Omaha, for example, the average is a WHOLE lot lower. They have to keep the cheerleaders off the football field or they'll start grazing.

Sweden has a good reputation, etc.

In Dayton and Omaha, for example... they have to keep the cheerleaders off the football field or they'll start grazing. Originally Posted by GneissGuy

Those women are either very tough or very hungry, GG. Both Memorial Stadium in Omaha and Welcome Stadium in Dayton have artificial playing surfaces.

Monk