girls farting and desperation

Ive always had a thing for 2 things that I want to experience in my life
the first would be for girls farting. I have no clue why but it turns me on so bad. My ideal fantasy would be for me to fill a girls ass with whipped cream and have her fart it on me while I lick her ass.

the second thing that's always gotten me extremely aroused is when a girl has to use the restroom so bad she goes on herself. Ive always wanted to give a girl a suppository and have her hold off until she couldn't and just releases in her panties. Then I would proceed to preform greek on her. I know its a crazy fetish but its something I think about fairly often. Any girls in the Houston area might be ok with one or both of these things I would love to meet up. What are yalls thoughts on this? sound good or no? and fyi this is literaly the first forum thread I have ever made so please be nice. I understand it might not be your cup of tea but no reason to criticize. Thank you