Stupid Stuff

I have problems with speed bumps . . .but I'm slowly getting over them.

A Seal walked into a bar.
The bar tender sdked, "What can I give you?"
The Seal said, "About anything but Canadian Club!"

A zoo keeper takes his car to the shop and after the mechanic takes a look at it he tells the zoo keeper "It looks like you blew a seal"

. The zoo keepers face goes crimson and says

just fix the fucking car and leave my private life out of it.