Its Football Time Again, and time to bash the boys in Blue

So the NFL preseason is underway. Big deal the Cowboys played a game last night if you could call it that. Now I normally like a defensive game with hard hitting and watching the sissy offense run like crazy away from the defense. But last nights game for the Boys with The Star on their helment was boring as whale shit.

Looks like a loooonnnnggggg season for Cowboy fans. The boys will be lucky to finish any higher than third in the NFC East Division. I believe the Giants will of course have a very good year and Washington is certainly on the rise. Perhaps the Eagles will stumble and allow the Cowboys to win a game or two. But take this to the bank, the Dallas Cowboys will not be going to the playoffs again this year, no way no how.

Once again Cowboy fans you will be saying "wait until next year"

So in the words of Dandy Don Meridith Turn out the lights, the party's over
rubberbiscuit's Avatar
New season same sh*t!!!!
That game was sickening... The players uninspired... No passion for the game anymore... Gotta hand it to Jerry Jones and his ability as a businessman though... Our "Cowboys" haven't been to the divisional playoffs in 15yrs... Only Detroit has a worse record over the past decade yet JJ was able to build "JerryWorld" financed largely by taxpayers to the tune of one billion dollars... We continue to fill the stands and his pockets to see a perennial loser... Why would the 2012 season be any different?
The 2012 season will be far worse than most people think. The Cowboys have an offensive line that is built for run blocking. Too bad the Boys dont have a decent running back and their quarterback chokes about everytime the game is on the line. So the offense will struggle.

The defense has a few stars, but a rookie cornerback that wont play with a bit of pain? Good luck, an NFL Defense has to be more like the Detroit Lions MEAN AND NASTY.

Hey a new name for a provider MEAN AND NASTY, I kind of like that.

Turn out the Lights.....

And in memory of Tom Landry and the best football commercial of all times:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8do9Y1rwQeA
GEAUX SAINTS!!!!!!!
great another country heard from

The Saints will not be as bad as the Cowboys this year but they will be very close, too many distractions and not enough focus since the Saints cant go head hunting anymore.
All pre-season games arent very exciting.

Regardless of how the cowboys do, I will be at every home game just like I am every year. I've got faith in them just like I do every year. Talk all the shit you want, but to just talk shit about a team and not name your team isn't much fair game...

Unless your a bandwagon fan of whoever is good each year.

I don't agree with the coach, matter of fact, I don't like the coach AT ALL. It still won't stop me from being a season ticket holder and showing up at each game.

It's all much more of a loyalty thing for me. That's my team and that's that.

I wish jimmy would come back to coach but that will never happen.

I still have faith in the QB as well. Kinda hard to be a QB when your line doesn't help you.

That's all I'm going to say for now.
cookie man's Avatar
I am a lifelong Cowboys fan. I see no reason why they would improve over last year. Each year Jerry gets a little richer and the Cowboy's glory grows a little dimmer.
Boltfan's Avatar
It's ok Perfectly Impatient. This is his annual "poke a stick in the eye's of the Cowboys fans". He posts the same damn thing every year, doesn't talk his own team because they suck too and generally just enjoys fucking with others when it comes to football. The best part is no one is allowed to play back at him. He whines to the mods by generally bitching and complaining about the stick poking fest he starts himself.

I'll take my Papa Johns with extra cheese please.
The 'Boys played like they just came from Gloryholes... where Boltfan is an attendant and I do the moppin' up.
Juan Pablo de Marco's Avatar
I'll take my Papa Johns with extra cheese please. Originally Posted by Boltfan
i think you have a 'Little Caesar's Complex'.
cookie man's Avatar
Las Vegas odds to win NFC AFC and Superbowl...lloks like the experts are picking Dallas to finish third in the division.


http://www.vegasinsider.com/nfl/odds/futures/
Boltfan's Avatar
Now that is damn funny.

The 'Boys played like they just came from Gloryholes... where Boltfan is an attendant and I do the moppin' up. Originally Posted by Prolongus
  • MRMR
  • 08-14-2012, 09:52 PM
Romo will not make it past the first 4 games with the O-line we have.
When it is chaos (mad rush and no linemen worth a shit except one, Smith) he will not be the only one down either.
Giants, Eagles finish ahead and Cowboys probably behind Redskins as well.
No O-line no yards, simple.
cheatercheater's Avatar
Go Cowboys!
I have decided that I will treat myself to some good pussy every time the Boys win.
(Imagine Reese after a win with some Papa Johns)

And I will drown my sorrows in some good pussy every time they lose.
(Imagine Sophie after a loss with some Papa Johns)

Go Cowboys!