Seems to be the season for shameless ads , so I'm taking my shot at one ! Let's face it Santa sucks ! He's old , fat , and probably can't fuck for more than 30 seconds before having to call in one of his helpers .
So in the Xmas spirit I'm offering my services as a Xmas Elf . Seriously do you want to take pictures sitting on the lap of some fat old man , or this sexy Xmas Elf . Call on me anytime in the next 7 days , and I'll come deliver my package ! And I wont even call you names like HO HO HO !
PM all offers entertained.