The heroine we deserve

So, is this a hilarious display of voice-to-typing dictation gone confusingly wrong, or a signal that the drugs simply haven't worn off yet?

http://pittsburgh.backpage.com/Women...-date/37911462

Gorgeous allright...
https://independent.com.pittsburgh.e...post/20931279/

annnnndddd this....http://pittsburgh.backpage.com/Women...-date/37909721

Gorgeous allright...
https://independent.com.pittsburgh.e...post/20931279/

annnnndddd this....http://pittsburgh.backpage.com/Women...-date/37909721 Originally Posted by yinzerpgh

Wow. Well, I appreciate and respect her sincerity. The whole WYSIWYG attitude is really sweet in a way, but this all suggests a cry for help. Feels bad, man.

Damn. I read (or tried to read...) that second link - that is some serious stream-of-consciousness writing there.

-Then clicked on the video- again, just wow.

You're right - it's sad, I don't know how you can help someone like that be successful.

Damn second link is down... Maybe a crawler site has it.

The further adventures of:

http://pittsburgh.backpage.com/Women...mpany/37933087

The further adventures of:

http://pittsburgh.backpage.com/Women...mpany/37933087 Originally Posted by reb828

That is fucked up. Even after a weekend of tailgaiting,I am fairly sure I was more coherent than that hot mess. Fucking Garbage Stew there.

You have got to be kidding me.... I almost want to see if she will take a dollar if I say it's a 20 lol. Wow... No sober life for that hoodrat...

Holy shit man...that's insane. Woof.

Hey, yinz guys are just being crazy. Give her a break, I'm sure after a cup of coffee, a shower and some makeup, she'll be gorgeous.

The plot (and sentence structure) thickens…

http://pittsburgh.backpage.com/Women...onate/37957029

The plot (and sentence structure) thickens…

http://pittsburgh.backpage.com/Women...onate/37957029 Originally Posted by woodrunner

I literally haven't the slightest idea what any of that meant LOL

She'd be POY on TOS

The plot (and sentence structure) thickens…

http://pittsburgh.backpage.com/Women...onate/37957029 Originally Posted by woodrunner

This is classic... I don't know how to respond to this.

Just in love... Any reviews yet? TOFTT on my wallet?

Straight troll post...

The plot (and sentence structure) thickens…

http://pittsburgh.backpage.com/Women...onate/37957029 Originally Posted by woodrunner

Dang...missed the post. Got pulled. Anyone got a cached version link?