Average Penis Size!

Lana Warren's Avatar
I was chatting with a newbie in chat this morning and he asked me what was the smallest and largest size penis that I have ever seen! At first, I was about to tell him to go jump in the lake, but I politely responded that I have seen anywhere from 2 inches to 9 inches! Just as I was expecting for him to brag that had a huge one, he confided in me that he was worried that he was small!

You see, this gentleman is only 27 and was told by a girlfriend in high school that he had a small penis! Even his wife has told him that she's had bigger! I assured him that size does not matter, but he's still worried!

Y'all wanna guess how big he is?

7-7 1/2 inches!

I told him that not only was he above average, his ex girlfriend and wife are crazy!


What do y'all consider average size?

Let's reassure this young man, please!
I've read that the average size is around 5 and 3/4 inches.

http://sexuality.about.com/od/anatom...rage_penis.htm

7-71/2 inches is the perfect size! He could do some damage with that thing!




Wifey and girlfriend must have been doing porn stars...before him..lol. Even though I hear that they even add inches to their profiles.
Chevalier's Avatar
As long as it reaches from me to her, and she doesn't ask "is it in yet??," I'm not gonna worry about it.
Blurr 7's Avatar
I'm about the same size as the gentlemen in question and I am usually told I am on the larger side. He definitely has nothing to be worried about.
Black Sedan's Avatar
No mention of girth? Please. Maybe he has a pencil dick.
Lana Warren's Avatar
No mention of girth? Please. Maybe he has a pencil dick. Originally Posted by Black Sedan
Oh shut up, BS! The young man needs some confidence!
TheWanderer's Avatar
The controversy is and always will be- Where do start your measurement from?
Top? Bottom? Side?
I'm always reminded of the cat's tail joke.....

Mine is as long as that cat's tail.....oh really?
Sure as long as you measure it from the same spot.....
Junior has nothing to worry about .



I was chatting with a newbie in chat this morning and he asked me what was the smallest and largest size penis that I have ever seen! At first, I was about to tell him to go jump in the lake, but I politely responded that I have seen anywhere from 2 inches to 9 inches! Just as I was expecting for him to brag that had a huge one, he confided in me that he was worried that he was small!

You see, this gentleman is only 27 and was told by a girlfriend in high school that he had a small penis! Even his wife has told him that she's had bigger! I assured him that size does not matter, but he's still worried!

Y'all wanna guess how big he is?

7-7 1/2 inches!

I told him that not only was he above average, his ex girlfriend and wife are crazy!


What do y'all consider average size?

Let's reassure this young man, please! Originally Posted by Lana Warren




Thats funny! .... I needed that giggle this morning.

As long as it reaches from me to her, and she doesn't ask "is it in yet??," I'm not gonna worry about it. Originally Posted by Chevalier
OldGrump's Avatar
When this subject comes up, I can't help but chuckle at the sight of guys with a ruler trying to figure out where to measure & trying to grow the thing.

Dang, just enjoy what you have. It isn't the only thing used in bed.
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  • 07-11-2011, 10:50 AM
All I know is I still get shooting pains occasionally since I quit tying the brick to it. Do you think that will stop sooner or later?
Lana Warren's Avatar
When this subject comes up, I can't help but chuckle at the sight of guys with a ruler trying to figure out where to measure & trying to grow the thing.

Dang, just enjoy what you have. It isn't the only thing used in bed. Originally Posted by OldGrump
C'mon, don't lie......you had that ruler out too, didn't you?
I'd trust a woman about her age sooner than I'd trust a guy professing his dick size.
Red Tex's Avatar
Last night a dancer stuck her hand up my shorts and said I have a big dick. I nearly fell out of the chair laughing!

I would like to think I am average. If it isn't what she wants, she can leave!
Rcoop361's Avatar
When Junior is awake, for some reason measuring him is not on my mind
But being he gets into such TINY places I would say he's small
OldGrump's Avatar
C'mon, don't lie......you had that ruler out too, didn't you? Originally Posted by Lana Warren
Honestly, it's been 50 years since I put a stick to it. Once I learned how to use it, I realized you have to go with what ya' got. Now, I'm happy if it just gets a bit bigger than when it was soft. Firmer is a big plus.