Door #1 or Door #2

Okay,
Hypothetical situation:

As a practical joke of a genie in a bottle,
You're stuck on a deserted island full of attractive sex partners placed there to do your bidding. One little restriction, though. For the duration of your natural life, you can either have (A) oral sex, or (B) intercourse. You can have as much as you want, anytime you want, but it can only be all of the one or all of the other, no alternating.

Which would you choose, and why?



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What's more beautiful than roses on my piano?
Tulips on my organ!

Intercourse. Hands down. And I don't really know why. Just wired that way, I guess. I really LOVE penetration. Most of my girlfriends prefer oral.

Not me.

Elisabeth

Intercourse. Hands down. And I don't really know why. Just wired that way, I guess. I really LOVE penetration. Most of my girlfriends prefer oral.

Not me.

Elisabeth Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

Yes, EW, some of us already know this, and realy realy miss it.
If only we could find a way to pull the foot out of our mouth and undo the damage caused by our utter stupidity.

You are Escorta numero uno!

I've always said that if it weren't for men, I'd be completely gay. I love women and the way they kiss. I love their soft curves the ease with which they love and make love. But I also love a penis and no invention, no material and no technique can ever replace a hot, hard cock. I like men's bodies with those hard angles, the coarse hair and your deep voices. Give me penetration for the rest of my life. I love oral but sometimes it just feels incomplete without penetration and I want to be completely satisfied.

This sounds like one of those deals with the Devil.

If you choose intercourse, then you will be given a limp dick for the rest of your natural life.

If you, a guy, choose oral sex, then all of the island will be full of guys with "cheese dick".

But to answer your quiery...
I vote intercourse with womens! Do you really need to know why?

I'll take intercourse please.......thanks

Oh I forgot why........I love sex, good stuff, sometimes it evens replaces a meal, gives you energy, and makes you smile all day.......if its good.

I'll be the oddball...lol. Oral for me please. Very complicated reason...its still very intimate, it feels better and I love giving and receiving. Although there is someone helping me to re-appreciate intercourse so maybe my answer will change at some point.

If I am the Genie in your bottle baby, You Choose Orall....Rub me the right way...I will choose intercourse.

Penetration if there is a lifetime supply of viagra to go with it. If not then Oral.

Intercourse! Its more personal. I want to feel him inside me plus you form a deeper connection I think.....

Intercourse, where do I sign up?

can I bring my favorite fuckbuddy?

Although the guarantee of all I want isn't part of the picture, I'm kind of already there. In other words, I don't really have much choice in the matter. Even with all the modern medical wonders to help out (notsomuch for me, thus the handle), I haven't been hard enough for penetration in many years. I really can't remember the last time my c**k was in, or even very near, a pu**y. I do long for some more of that. Maybe someday, the combination of a pill and a patient, caring woman can bring me back to life. Ahh, for the good ole days.

As a result, I'd have to go with the oral option. However, I really do love giving and receiving oral, so it wouldn't be a huge sacrifice.

With out a doubt intercourse. It keeps you close and intimate.
Cheers!

As much as I love oral, especially giving, i will choose intercourse. A great BBBJ can be wonderful, but it is no match for the great feeling of having my cock completely enveloped by a wonderful lady who understands the wonderful body language conversations that can occur there when that happens.

Intercourse, naturally, but then we could clean each other off with our tongues.