Happy Friday the 13th

Well today is Friday August 13th which for alot of people means bad luck. Though for other people it will mean a ritual exploration of the work of Jason Voorhees. The number 13 has been considered unlucky for centuries and the number 12 is considered perfect and round, while 13 is considered irregular and evil. In some parts of the US and Italy buildings wont have a 13th floor, and hotels wont rent out their 13 room.
Boo

Paraskevidekatriaphobics — people afflicted with a morbid, irrational fear of Friday the 13th
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Cool, I like Friday the 13th. That means it's Jason Voorhies all night tonight!

I had good luck this morning. I paid a lady to spend time with me and believe it or not we ended up having sex.

Your one luckey SOB.

I found if I scratch at the door long enough they will give me $10 to leave. Made 100 so far today :-)

Cool, I like Friday the 13th. That means it's Jason Voorhies all night tonight! Originally Posted by Jasser

I have already gone to blockbuster and got mine

Maybe that's why nothing going right at work today. Hopefully I can get laid later today.

Maybe that's why nothing going right at work today. Hopefully I can get laid later today. Originally Posted by l1lc

Did not work for me.

Got to her place, take out my wallet, phone, house keys to store in the car. Get out, lock the door and realize I am holding my house keys, not my car keys.

Go in, tell her. No problem, I can use her phone to call a friend to go to my house and get my extra keys. Hmm, do you still try to memorize all your contact phone numbers?? No, why should I ? They are all stored on my phone! I look up where he works and thank goodness get someone who know me. Get his cell and call him up. No problem, he will take about an hour to get to me. Perfect. Hmm, don't know my sons cell number. Have to call the wife, left VM to call son and let my friend have the keys. Still got an hour right? Perfect.

We get started on the rubdown, very nice!!! I roll over, Happy ending in sight!!!! Ring Ring, her phone. My friend is outside with the keys. Damn!!!. Throw on cloths, run outside... (no shoes on), get the keys and head back in. Still have a little time left, I hope. Nope, her next appointment just called. Headed her way a little early. Just enough time for her to prep for him.

Sigh, Better stay out of the strip clubs today. Might get arrested for tearing the g-string off some girl and doing her on the main stage.

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