Money Jokes

"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." -Spike Milligan.

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax."-Albert
Einstein.

I rob banks because that's where the money is." -Willie Sutton.

"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill." -Peter Ustinov.

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." -Woody Allen.

"I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor."-Francois Rebelais

"I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse."
-Clinton Jones.

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping." -Bo Derek.

"Money is something you have to make in case you don't die." -Max Asnas.

"Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free."-Taylor Meade

"We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure."-Keith Davis.

"It's better to give than to lend and it costs about the same." -Philip Gibbs.

I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon."
-Henry Youngman.

"Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially legal tender." -Kay Ingram