"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." -Spike Milligan.
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax."-Albert
Einstein.
I rob banks because that's where the money is." -Willie Sutton.
"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill." -Peter Ustinov.
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." -Woody Allen.
"I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor."-Francois Rebelais
"I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse."
-Clinton Jones.
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping." -Bo Derek.
"Money is something you have to make in case you don't die." -Max Asnas.
"Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free."-Taylor Meade
"We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure."-Keith Davis.
"It's better to give than to lend and it costs about the same." -Philip Gibbs.
I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon."
-Henry Youngman.
"Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially legal tender." -Kay Ingram