Police & Donuts

So the police pulled me over at the end of a long day and said the reason was that my license plate light was dim then asked for my license and registration. After giving me my information back, remind you that I am very tired from a long day of providing only if he would've known that lol, he says your eye's are red have you been smoking marijuana, And it made me think of an funny quote that one of my favorite comedians used as a punchline. so the joke went like this: When the cop stated and ask your eye's are red have you been smoking? He said your eye's look glazed have you been eating donuts lmao that was so funny to me. I wanted to say that to the officer so badly, but I knew if i did it wasn't going to end in my favor. So I kept my big mouth shut for once and got off with a warning.

"I was smoking pole and some got in my eye."
"Nice joke ma'am; very funny."

That's a good donut joke though. I'll have to use it on a buddy! :lol

[ So I kept my big mouth shut for once and got off with a warning.[/QUOTE]


I'm glad you had more restraint than comedian Ron White who said,

"I had the right to remain silent, but not the ability"

"Officer, I'll glaze your doughnut..."

The popo community can get rather testy on the donut humor.

I love a woman with a sense of humor. Top it off with good looks and the intelligence of when to keep those funny thoughts to herself and I'm in lust!!!