Signature Line Ideas

I used to think size 'X' bra was the perfect size, and shape woman. Now I am more apt to just be 'Gratefull' to see a nice pair, or any naked woman for that matter.
I am thinking of using a movie quote, but I want to get right. I think it was said to Julia Roberts (or perhaps by her) and went something like "Have you ever known of a man walking out or asking you to leave when you take your clothes off?"
Now it is like having a song stuck in your head, and just can't think of it. Please help me get this Quote right and or come up with something better or along with.
Thanks
J

here's a good Julia Roberts movie quote:

"They're called boobs, Ed."

JPdM

Thanks, I tend to change up phone messages and signature lines every so often. I am still trying to figure out the exact quote I was thinking of earlier.

<---- certified movie geek, and that's not even ringing a little bell.

There's a Timbaland and a Zappa song with similar lines, and both Courtney Cox and Demi Moore have said someting similar in interviews, but I can't recall anything said by/to Julia close to that. Someone, prove me wrong.