Aggressive donation schedule

I received the following donation schedule from someone. The lady is attractive, eye candy status likely being in the eye-of-the-beholder. I thought, well, see it and then you can imagine what i thought:

My rates,

tips welcome, rates are based per hour, cash only, paid before we play.
100 minumum for nude modeling some people pay more depending on each person
350 hand job with full body massage
500 me going down on you, or you go down on me, or nude masturbation solo from me
1000 full serves, with protection
1500 full serves with out protection
1700 full serves with out protection cum inside
2000 from behind with protection
2500 from behind out protection
2700 cum inside with out protection from behind

All night anything goes 15,000-20,000 10 hours or pretty much anything goes all night depending on what you want to do.
Budman's Avatar
I think you should go for the all nighter just in case you can't make up your mind on what you want to do. Let us know if she is worth it.
chairspud's Avatar
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
texasjohn1965's Avatar
damn!!!!!
now that is some platinum pussy
I asked whether she was serious. She emphasized this offer:

"500 me going down on you, or you go down on me"

I respectfully declined.
I think she has too many "zeros" on her numbers...What's even greater is that "tips are welcome"
hesitantly's Avatar
I would probably ask her if she accidentally omitted the decimal points in those prices.
I doubt she has provided any "serves" to anyone, as yet.
sixxbach's Avatar
lol delusional if u ask me
dookiexp's Avatar
I Laughed Hard when i read that!

I'm sure someone is stupid enough but not enough stupid people to make a living
rekcaSxT's Avatar
That's pesos right???!
sixxbach's Avatar
well if i hit the lotto i would do it for shits and giggles
Elephant's Avatar
I just masturbated to that donation schedule.... how much should I send her?
rekcaSxT's Avatar
I just masturbated to that donation schedule.... how much should I send her? Originally Posted by Elephant
You just saved $150!

And a brand new car!
Elephant's Avatar
1500 full serves with out protection
1700 full serves with out protection cum inside Originally Posted by throckmorton
So it's only $200 more to cream pie the hell out of that pussy.. Hmmmm


2000 from behind with protection
2500 from behind out protection
2700 cum inside with out protection from behind Originally Posted by throckmorton
Does she mean Doggie Position or Greek? I had to ask....
unprotected? wtf?