The phone rings and the lady of the house answers:
"Hello!"
"Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at Easttown Laboratory. When
your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a
biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now
uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either
way the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and
the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is
which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.
Sanders.
"Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for
these expensive tests just one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband
off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him..."