What do providers consider BFE?

I've seen this term used a lot, but what constitutes a BFE client? Ladies do you have a preference BFE or not?
Wakeup's Avatar
One who pays...
yardbird74's Avatar
BFE -
  • Show up to incall wearing the same clothes you had on yesterday
  • Don't shave or shower
  • Take over the remote and turn the TV to ESPN
  • Eat Chee-toes and get crumbs in her bed
  • Fart....like a lot
  • Don't put the seat up before you pee...or don't put it down when you're done
  • Also, in connection with the fifth point - try dutch ovens
  • Hit on her friends/sister/cousin
  • Fall asleep and snore

I'm sure most providers would just prefer a polite, respectful client.
jbravo_123's Avatar
^^^ This.

Don't forget zero foreplay and being done in about 2 minutes before passing out.
08cris's Avatar
Payment + tip = BFE
Butt Fuck Experience or is it Butt Fucks Elephants?
ICU 812's Avatar
yardbird 74 forgot:

Scratching
Getting money from his purse.
Big Lou's Avatar
BFE=after she takes your money, she fucks her BF then, buys him 420 and video games while he tries to figure out how to make his car faster and how many dudes she has to fuck to accomplish this!
imabout2's Avatar
BFE=after she takes your money, she fucks her BF then, buys him 420 and video games while he tries to figure out how to make his car faster and how many dudes she has to fuck to accomplish this! Originally Posted by Big Lou
Damn Lou, I need a girl to do that for me! Minus the 420 and needing real race parts for the car! That shits expensive to get!
BatteriesNotIncluded's Avatar
I pay their credit card bills. No wait, that's WFE
Big Lou's Avatar
Damn Lou, I need a girl to do that for me! Minus the 420 and needing real race parts for the car! That shits expensive to get! Originally Posted by imabout2
I figure its going to take several chicks a whole bunch of BnGs for the Prochager F1 setup with supporting mods!!
I figure its going to take several chicks a whole bunch of BnGs for the Prochager F1 setup with supporting mods!! Originally Posted by Big Lou
Your supporting mods are going to cost more than the unit itself. It's a damn expensive hobby.
pyramider's Avatar
^^^ This.

Don't forget zero foreplay and being done in about 2 minutes before passing out. Originally Posted by jbravo_123

Yes, I am the original BFE.